Due in June - you toucha my bump, I smasha your face!

[bumperlicious]

Just thought I'd better kick a new one off...
Another day, another tearful outburst at work! It's getting very embarrassing Is it just me who feels like crying at the drop of a hat? Maybe it's lack of sleep, just not dealing very well with things that would not normally bother me, then something really small sets me off. cried in the toilets for 20 minutes today! Can't even explain why. Is this normal still at this stage?

Nipple measuring??? How does that work?

Am going there now!

Will we get to 1,000 posts tonight?

Ellie - I assume it's measuring your bump in sheets of loo roll - am I right? Might have to pop off and try that!

ROFL foxy at the loo roll for your nipples

ok, so we had a conversation a while ago aboutu our nipples getting bigger, started a leadersboard thread with the diameter measurement

i've just measured (my bump NOT my nipples) i'm at 9 1/3. i was only 8 1/2 last week!!!!!!!!!! think i'll need to use kitchen roll soon if i keep expanding at this rate.

Right, this is how sad and bored I am...I just checked and Andrex and Lotus toilet roll have the same sized sheets! So I am officially a fatty!

P.S. I hate football!

Hooray, delor you are the same as me!!!

But you are two weeks ahead of me !

i found it

PmSL at you comparing loo roll sheets!!!!

The new series of the Apprentice starts in half an hour, I've 2 chocolate eclairs left and TP is in the other room watching the footy.

really am pissing myself laughing now!!

and what was the reference to pornstar fanjos? We are SO tame by comparison!

we never did find that out

foxy i'm so jealous of your delightful evening. i'm sitting on my bed with my laptop while mopping my 3yr old dd's brow as she has a high temp. we are sharing a bowl of grapes and watching big cook little cook!!! i wish i was you. dh is in the pub with his mates watching the football! typical.

oh and to top it all off i've run out of drifters

PMSL at the nipple measuring, I laughed so much snot came out of my nose!

Awww delor, your poor dd, hope she feels better soon, but Big Cook Little Cook is not so bad. My dd PHSL when I do the "jelly boats and pirate's gold dance"! At least you don't have to watch the sodding football and listen to dp slagging off Steve McLaren!

i don't even know who steve mclaren is!
is he good looking?? cause neither big cook or little cook are - at least you got footballers legs to look at

He's the manager and apparently is a useless wanker!

BCLC are just a bit ... odd. Can't imagine them as real, proper people. I think they're a bit creepy.

I'd be in bed if my wireless stretched that far.

Is your DD ok? Just a temperature? It is chicken pox season after all.

Lucky you've got all that loo roll Holly!

pmsl at the snot comming out your nose - you must have good pelvic floor muscles cause if i laughed that hard i'd pee myself. oh thats right didn't you admit to owning a rabbit!!!????

Isn't there an FA inquiry into him as he is SO shite?

Or am I talking football out of my arse?

ha ha ha ha ha ha derlor! back to sex toys! hurrah!

she's just said her ear is sore - another dose of calpol coming up.....

oh me me me i want to be no. 1000!!

how sad am i?