Due in June - you toucha my bump, I smasha your face!

[bumperlicious]

Just thought I'd better kick a new one off...
Another day, another tearful outburst at work! It's getting very embarrassing Is it just me who feels like crying at the drop of a hat? Maybe it's lack of sleep, just not dealing very well with things that would not normally bother me, then something really small sets me off. cried in the toilets for 20 minutes today! Can't even explain why. Is this normal still at this stage?

meant to say - check out the clearance items on this website for good bargins.

Thats a great site, but there's no bras, which is odd. I'm still looking for a leopard print feeding bra.

Now Holly, are you feeling any better?

leopard print feeding bra??? no wonder you call yourself foxy, foxy!!!!!
i'll keep my eye out for one for you whilst shopping/surfing.

Yes, I'm feeling better now, thanks ! Had some pizza and chocolate and donuts (alas not custard, there weren't any ), nothing like eating for making you feel good!

A leopard print nursing bra? To match your shoes? Cool!!!

I shall look on funmum now!

Here you go foxy, you fox!

Thanks Holly! Might give the matching thong a miss though .

The Elle Macpherson one is by far the nicest I've seen, but I don't know if I can spend £32 on a bra I know I'm going to come to hate!

go for it foxy that one is only £21.55. worth a try... i might even be tempted to get one too!! deffo give the thong a miss though that looks sore!!!

hey look at this

yippee that is the 1st time i got a link thing to work.

Yay for the people who thought of a leopard print bra....fed up already of functional (= boring) undies. Will definately be looking for a bit of glamour in my feeding bras, and hang the cost!! but as foxy says...not sure abot the matching thong, well not until any stitches have healed up (ouch)
Holly...DS was admiring the pic of your daughter on your profile and said he'd love to have tea and cake with you both when you come to Leeds.
How could that woman not know she'd had her baby????....even without feeling any pain, you'd think you'd notice something that big in your pants....maybe she thought she'd just poo'd herself? The mind boggles at the thought

Oh Derlor, that's me in the AP photo BTW.

In my dreams.

and whats that corset with suspenders all about?

I'm never having sex again, wouldn't want want TP to get the wrong idea! Its far too sex for postpartum!

Oh, sorry, back to sex!

Anyone had any nice chocolate today (........quickly changing the subject).

obviously thats "far to sexy for postpartum".

i just checked the price of the that set i gave the link to bra £65 briefs £45!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh f* it i'll get it in all 4 colours. NOT.
for £45 i expect at least 22 pairs of 'briefs' not 1. {shock]

"the that set"???? oops pg moment sorry!

5 pairs of big cotton knickers for £2.50 in Matalan - or - one pair for £45 hmmmm, that's a tough one. Pass your credit card Twunt, er, I mean DARLING

Funnily enough I've had some lovely chocolate today! I bought some Cadburys Melts and they have the magic cold stuff inside..mmmm!!

Daisy, Alice and I would love to have cake with you and mystic red ranger! We love cake!

I've found some jeans on the Vertbaudet website. Funmum don't have any of the ones with the big stretchy panel! I need the £10 discount and free gift code now. I had one in my Bounty pack, but I threw it out. Does anyone have their Bounty pack to hand? It was a really good offer with a free baby sleping bag! I'm an idiot!

I'm never having sex again either, I'm too fat! I saw loads of pg women today in town and none were as big as me!

My dp laughed at me yesterday for wearing big mum pants! He said "you used to wear sexy little lacy ones" in a sad voice! Yes darling I used to wear little lacy ones before I got fat and had stitches. Thongs are now like cheese wire on the sensitive scar area! Ouch! I need some of the Primark specials for after birth.

just popped in from the April thread to warn you all about this

it was us they were getting at last time, your turn now!

You can't do anything on MN without offending someone!

You lot on the April thread are all popping out babies left right and centre! Another one today! It'll be our turn soon!

Thanks Ellie!

Thanks bEllieK, just saw the thread.

Don't some people have anything better to do?

I'm really annoyed, actually. Censoring thread titles?

Thanks bEllieK, just saw the thread.

Don't some people have anything better to do?

I'm really annoyed, actually. Censoring thread titles?

it'll blow over, when our title was criticised we just made the next one very ironic and are still thinking up an awful one to get revenge

and yes, no babies for ages then all at once! another set of twins being induced tomorrow!

we probably need a new thread soon anyway. Now we can come up with something REALLY offensive. Is there a MN game of Most Offensive Ante-natal Thread Title?

How about "fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck"!