Due in June - you toucha my bump, I smasha your face!

[bumperlicious]

Just thought I'd better kick a new one off...
Another day, another tearful outburst at work! It's getting very embarrassing Is it just me who feels like crying at the drop of a hat? Maybe it's lack of sleep, just not dealing very well with things that would not normally bother me, then something really small sets me off. cried in the toilets for 20 minutes today! Can't even explain why. Is this normal still at this stage?

Or "fruit shoots, formula milk, sausage rolls, non-organic veg and disposable nappies" that would really offend people!

that's been done holly

we called our next one
'a wholly appropriate thread title'

what about "twunt twunt twunt"

LOL

twunt HAS to feature!

Call it "Censored. For the easily offended"
I would but then I'm bitter

Sorry - "Censored. For the easily offended. twunt"
(I'm from April as well BTW and feeling a little hormonal tonight) Hello everyone!

i like your style katy44.

"Twunting Hell! Its Hattie Jaques!"

what about "twunt smacks rampant rabbit"

PMSL!

Am liking April moms!

we're naughty don't ya know

Grrr. Just had to dive into that critical thread. Offensive? My oh my she must lead a sheltered life!!!
Feeling a bit crap today, so short post - have spent most of the afternoon on the sofa feeling v, sleepy and v. spacey so have ordered take-out and will have an early night I think.
And if we don't get twunts in the title of the next threat I will be sorely disappointed...

Just wanted to follow you back and tickle your bump marylou! aaaahhh!

Early night sounds good marylou, am feeling a bit sleepy after my early emotional episode! Hope you enjoy your take out and feel better!

Has anyone done the loo roll measuring lately? Mine is 9 and a bit! I'm sure I'm the fattest, I feel and look gigantic. Maybe I should hold back on the snacks!

All the more reason to stay on here Marylou! Hope you are ok. Relax and chill.

What toilet roll brand are you using Holly???

ok, i thought our nipple measuring was odd, what on earth is the loo roll measuring?

holly you are not "the fattest" you just have a beautiful baby bump to be proud of
oh yeah, checked my bounty pack for that voucher for you - couldn't find it although i only have pack that mw gave me not the one i have to physically go to shops and get myself - i'm WAY too lazy for that!!!! really should get off my ass and collect it do you get a free drifter with it?

Lotus lightly scented with cleansing balm! I was wondering if the brand made any difference as to sheet size!

ROFL NIPPLE MEASURING????

never thought of that one!! Who's going first for June, and whats the record so far for April?

nipple measuring?? sounds interesting

I can't get my Bounty pack for love nor money! Boots and Mothercare don't have them.

Hope you do get a free Drifter! My thoughts were just turning to the 2 packs of lindt eggs I've got coming in tomorrows shopping!

I'm 7.5 Andrex. But I am at the end. If you didn't know.

Alas no free Drifter! Go to Asda to get your Bounty pack and you get loads of vouchers inc a £5 George voucher. V useful for vests and sleepsuits! I found the Vertbaudet code by Googling it. Am very happy with my purchase, £10 for a pair of maternity jeans + free sleeping bag! Result!

length, diameter or circumference, just what are we measuring?

I probably need loo roll to measure my nipples!