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Due April 2007 - eggs on legs, boiling steadily

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Ellieump · 01/03/2007 13:12

slight change from the one i had planned but figured we'll only truly be hard-boiled once we're overdue!

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Ellieump · 01/03/2007 20:16

why are you all torturing yourselves? i refused to watch the ones in antenatal last time!

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Emmymummy · 01/03/2007 20:16

Sounds delicious Flump. Erm, might just give it a miss though. OOO it's starting. When do they start screaming?

flumppootle · 01/03/2007 20:17

Did make me laugh too , looks like missile rather than a cake

octopussyintummy · 01/03/2007 20:17

pmsl - SHE DOESN'T WANT TO SIT ON THE BALL!

AngeG · 01/03/2007 20:18

Sorry FP I meant PMSL at your description not that your cake got burned sorry!

Emmymummy · 01/03/2007 20:18

God, do'you think I'm gonna look that awful in labour? Why would you volunteer to put yourslf on TV looking like that?

octopussyintummy · 01/03/2007 20:19

ROFL - no way! My vocabulary is much more imaginative than hers too lol!

octopussyintummy · 01/03/2007 20:20

and its only been 2 hours!

AngeG · 01/03/2007 20:20

Emmy - of course you won't look that awful...no one will be filming you so you'll never know

Emmymummy · 01/03/2007 20:21

Hahaha! It's bad enough the midwives have to look at your fanjo, without waving it at the camera too...

Eddas · 01/03/2007 20:21

Ooo you've reminded me i bought mint choc chip ice cream earlier

flumppootle · 01/03/2007 20:21

No worries AngeG

octopussyintummy · 01/03/2007 20:21

for the non-sky folks - there is a 19 year old swaying and wailing in a lilac nightdress moaning about being too hot! shes about to start pushing - jesus!

AngeG · 01/03/2007 20:22

make sure you bring me one Eddas. I love mint choc chip.

Emmymummy · 01/03/2007 20:23

Oh God, it's put me right off. Where can I sign up for my C-section?

AngeG · 01/03/2007 20:23

Right I'm off now. DH just home and I get moaned at that I'm on here all the time.

Have a good evening xx

octopussyintummy · 01/03/2007 20:23

heads out - no pain relief so far

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Ellieump · 01/03/2007 20:24

s'ok Emmymummy, you have age on your side, you'll be far more dignified

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flumppootle · 01/03/2007 20:24

Night night Ange

octopussyintummy · 01/03/2007 20:24

baby born - i'm going to cry ....sniffle

Eddas · 01/03/2007 20:24

Not sure what you lot are watching, sounds like one to miss!!!

My sister works at the bbc and they were all sent an email asking if they knew anyone that wanted to have their birth filmed, she was gonna ask me

Yeah like i want any lasting memory of that event! Why do people video it Do you really want to see yourself like that and is anyone else going to want to watch it? As for showing the child when it's older, good grief

Does anyone fancy seeing their birth?!!

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Ellieump · 01/03/2007 20:25

night ange, tell him we've outed your celebrity status!

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Emmymummy · 01/03/2007 20:25

Have turned the volume off. Bringing back too many memories...is there an "oh shit what have I done" emoticon around here anywhere?

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Ellieump · 01/03/2007 20:25

eddas erm.......................

no

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Eddas · 01/03/2007 20:26

The ice cream's hard gonna have to wait til it's softer