Hello again lovely viroids - I've come to tell my birth story, such as it is.
Arrived PN ward around 9am, settle onto the very same bed I was in after DS birth. Meet my MW, and it's a woman who runs the same parkrun as ne very regularly
. Wait around for a couple of hours for an emcs to be performed.
Move to delivery suite approx 11am. Meet anaesthetist, obstetrician, and couple of education students. Discuss fears, change into gown, DH v fetching in scrubs and crocs! Cry a little (scared)
Walk down to theatre a little before midday. Meet lots of other v friendly, chatty & deliberately distracting men. Drink another antacid drink (yuck), have cannula fitted, answer lots of questions. Sit with feet on stool over side of the table, rounded back, have what us very close to a panic attack then spinal is in! Huzzah, feel like hero as that was the bit DH & I dreading most after previous carve up.
BP drops v quickly, feel awful and sick. Breathing helps me through until the nice men give me more medicine to fix it. Sprayed with cold spray to check I'm numb. And then the doc comes in and opens me up!
Takes about 15 mins to get baby out, with a LOT of vigorous rummaging - apparently due to scarring from previous section, D doc being extra careful.
Hear a little cry, DH peeps around the curtain and declares 'that's definitely a boy 
DH holds him while I get sewn up, feels very very strange, and takes about 30/40 mins I'd say. MW entombed concern about DS2 testicle, but seems ok later. Baby weighs 7lb 10oz. Is very chilled but obviously hungry!
Across the hall to a recovery bay for an hour of observations, and DS2 first feed. He latches like a pro!
Eat toast, drink tea. Like manna.
Moved back to PN ward. Baby feeds quite a lot then has a mammoth sleep. Eat dinner at 5pm, DH goes out for a while to find something for himself, then has to go at 10pm. Still have catheter fitted, and my belly hurts when I move but feel a million times more human than I did after DS1.
Anyways, sorry! Turned a simple elcs into a v long winded tale!