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It's the calm before the storm (sort of) that is Fantastic February and the March Madness - we did a lot of shagging last summer! We need more JSers on this, our 44th thread!

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ThursdayLastWeek · 17/01/2016 08:13

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 44th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 43rd grads thread is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 57th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE
for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates. (Except it's not because I don't know how to link to the stats sheet!)

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honeysucklejasmine · 01/02/2016 13:04

Some advocate an hour, some two. But if you know how long it usually takes to respond to such tactics, and it hasn't responded, get on the phone. Flowers

SecondCupOfTea · 01/02/2016 13:24

Honey no boob leakage here either, but I reckon that is solely because I've been carrying nipple pads round with me since 18 weeks. The day I forget them...

Thursday I'm sad you're not on the FB group, as I've always liked your upbeat attitude. However, if you feel less upbeat being on there, then I can understand your decision.

Feathered I can see how you felt 'attacked' in that thread, although I don't think anyone meant it that way. I like the 'call a spade a spade' no nonsense approach of the FB group, and find most of it highly amusing, but I'd likely feel different if it was targeted at a decision I'd made. I wonder how someone would feel if they joined the group having decided to formula feed?

Anyway Feathered, I'll match the offer Sky made to you about local support. I'm only a few miles west of Sky, so if you're local to her, you're fairly local to me.

An update on my day...Had my 34 week appointment with the midwife. Urine fine, BP fine, baby still head down, facing my left, not engaged but right at the entrance to my pelvis. Have had a blood test done to see if my vitamin D levels are good now. It seems that I should had been referred for a growth scan at 32 weeks, and been seen by a doctor following my low vit D. So now I have to go back tomorrow for a growth scan, and then again on Wednesday to see the obstetrician.

All of that will form an input into whether I end up being birth centre or labour ward...and they want to decide in the next couple of weeks.

Oh, I've also been referred to the physios about my worsening PGP.

honeysucklejasmine · 01/02/2016 13:30

How come they checked your vitamin D? Is that standard? I admit is does concern me because I haven't been able to take antenatal vitamins what with all the vomit. I have tried to eat a balanced diet though and no-one mentioned vit D as a concern.

Have my 37 week app on Weds so will ask then.

SecondCupOfTea · 01/02/2016 14:04

Not standard as far as I'm aware Honey. It was done cos I was referred to the obstetric medical team following an exacerbation of my asthma, and as the midwife said today...those doctors go looking for problems! They were doing a blood test anyway, so just included it as an extra check.

5hell · 01/02/2016 14:56

creme-egg-cafe ...I want the creme egg toastie! yes it would be sickly and ott but i dont care! ...just saying

having resisted much shopping for quite some time, today have splashed out on hammock, aden+anais massive muslins, and 2 outfits ...it's probably not the best response to bad news, but as I cant concentrate on work anyway at least I sort of feel like I'm doing something

TriJo · 01/02/2016 15:13

AIBU to be thinking that 35+4 is too late for a 34 week appointment, particularly when it's bloods at 34 weeks and results at 36 weeks? Was left with no appointment after my 32 week one on Thursday (@32+4) because apparently they were all booked out - cover midwife said she'd call me back, never bothered her arse, I rang up community midwives base today and she had scheduled one for February 18th when I'll be 35+4, not only that but she put me in for 12:00 when this appointment involves blood tests and all my other ones have been in the 9-10am range. Waiting for a call back from them to try and fit me in earlier, possibly in the antenatal clinic at the hospital, but I'm incredibly pissed off right now.

CarrotPuff · 01/02/2016 15:34

Well I fell asleep while waiting for baby to move... Oops! It seems to have woken up now though. Who wouldn't next to a toddler who's bouncing off the walls...

Peenut · 01/02/2016 15:40

Good purchases 5hell and you deserve some retail therapy at the mo! My SIL is going to lend me her baby hammock –bonus!

That's bad Tri! Hope you get an appointment very soon! I'd be fuming too! It's not up to you to have to chase to be seen!

Creme Egg. I can't stop thinking that I was want one. I think it's borderline becoming a craving!

I've actually just looked around the office other people's supplies of biscuits. No joy. Ugh. The total loosers! Don't they know a pregnant woman works here who doesn't want to bring her own full packet of treats in as she'll eat them in one day? If I steal borrow them I'll pace myself.

NFMA (News from my accountant) a tax miracle has occurred –my new accountant checked the last three years of returns and somehow, god knows how, I have no tax to pay until July. YESSSSSS! Delighted as it just gives me a buffer for mat leave :)

He is some sort of magical tax wizard. (Or I am a tax dunce and have mistakenly, somehow, over paid over the last few years!)

ThursdayLastWeek · 01/02/2016 15:47

Thank you Tea that's a very nice thing to say Smile are you happy to have another scan tomorrow or is it a bit of a pita? I forget, you know the sex don't you?

carrot are you ok? Baby puff moving satisfactorily now?

That does seem a bit annoying Tri. My MW also seems to have messed up our appts early on in this pregnancy - but I have one thus week at 34 weeks which I think outs me back on track? I hope they're able to fit you in earlier.

Thoroughly wore DS out at the park, he's now napping in the car and I'm catching up on here drinking a cuppa indoors. Cracking parenting that.

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ThursdayLastWeek · 01/02/2016 15:49

Love a tax miracle Pee! That is good news!

5hell I love a bit of baby retail therapy - sounds excellent!

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5hell · 01/02/2016 16:00

MW appointments seem to be a bit hit and miss tri, and tbh it's not clear to me how much it maters when they are Confused

NHS website says we can expect:
booking app/12w scan/16w app/20 scan/25w/28w/31w/31w/36w/38w/40w and 41w

so far i've had (with 3 different mws):
booking/12w scan/20w scan/16w @20+2/25w @23+2/28w @29+2 and will have 31w at 32+2 ...so some early, some v late!

maybe it doesn't matter, but they should make that clear if it's the case! and your definitely not BU about them not bothering to get back to you about your appt. its especially annoying when you're waiting on some results etc...although so far they've rarely had any test results ready by the next appt! I'm v grateful for being low risk and having no complications - I cant imagine how much more frustrating it is for anyone with additional worries/health concerns!!!!

SecondCupOfTea · 01/02/2016 16:23

Tri I think that if there is anything amiss with your blood results, they should call you within a day or two anyway. I agree with 5hell that actual appointment times can be a bit hit and miss. Today, the midwife said I should have been offered a growth scan at my 30 or 32 week appointment....but I didn't have a 30 or a 32 week appointment! My previous midwife appointment was at 28 weeks, and my 31 week one was with the GP.

Pee, what selfish people you work with. You should be in my office...I am surrounded by biscuits, kitkats, roses and quality street left over from Xmas, and some more biscuits. They are seemingly stuffed into every drawer (perks of being in the tea club).

Thursday I don't mind having another scan. It's in the middle of the day, and only a 15 min drive from work (who are very accommodating regarding my appointments). It'll be nice to see him again (yes, we know it's a 'him') having not seen him for 3 months. I'll just take my kindle with me, and not harrumph to much about the cost of parking. BTW, love that parenting style Grin

5hell that creme egg toastie looks rank...but then I think creme eggs are rank. Galaxy caramel eggs on the other hand....

SecondCupOfTea · 01/02/2016 16:24

Forgot to add, Carrot that's one way to not get too stressed when checking for movements Grin

TriJo · 01/02/2016 16:31

My Mini Eggs. You'll pry them from my cold dead hands.... if I haven't eaten them already!

Got a call back there - the best they can do is tomorrow at 9am (33+2). Going to just take it because 9am suits me well work-wise.

SecondCupOfTea · 01/02/2016 16:33

Oh my word....mini eggs! Cold, straight from the fridge. Shit...gonna have to pop to the supermarket on the way home Hmm

ThursdayLastWeek · 01/02/2016 16:37

Yes to mini eggs

No to creme eggs

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Peenut · 01/02/2016 16:39

MINI EGGS! Oh god, I can't concentrate, I might just go home no via Tesco.

honeysucklejasmine · 01/02/2016 16:51

Mini eggs are awesome.

Decided to make a "cellular blanket" which just means I am using a crochet hook twice the recommended size for the wool. It's working!

CarrotPuff · 01/02/2016 17:14

Yes Thurs, I think it was just having a lazy morning.

Creme eggs - bleurgh! I do like mini eggs though.

That's annoying they can't get their shit together Tri, but good they managed to slot you in.

Amazing honey, what colour is it going to be?

Please tell me I'm not being a lazy cow for not being able to do anything today because of this stinking cold. I almost survived today, just need to make DS's tea and tidy the kitchen that resembles a war zone...

ThursdayLastWeek · 01/02/2016 17:25

Oh god no carrot. You're very pregnant now. I honestly didn't leave the house the whole weekend, which was bad of me but obviously needed.

Today I have done a little bit of hoovering and tidying, and spent a few hours at the park and I'm absolutely shattered! Takes much longer to recuperate these days - and I'm not in hip pain like you all the time Sad

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honeysucklejasmine · 01/02/2016 17:37

Rainbow stripes Carrot. Damn team yellow. Wink

honeysucklejasmine · 01/02/2016 17:43

Rainbow stripes Carrot. Damn team yellow. Wink

pretzelpieces · 01/02/2016 18:12

I'm sorry I haven't rtft. I'm dropping off my birth story, which I've also posted in the fb page. It took me ages to write and now I need to feed her again! So will rtft SOON! Thank you HUGE AMOUNTS for all your support getting me through the conception, pregnancy, birth and onwards! I love you viroids!

Huge long birth story shared in celebration of just delivering my first poo baby since the birth without rupturing my stitches 🎉🎉

Went in for induction on Thursday 8am and by 2pm they'd only done BP and monitoring. Felt frustrated. 2.30pm MW finally came to put the pessary in, making a total bruised swollen hash of my vag in the process - didn't listen to me the first two times I told her she was doing it wrong and when she did it right I had just minor discomfort. This swelling affected procedures later on in the birth and her not listening to me made me afraid for every VE I had (also I'm a survivor of csa and rape so I found it triggering as fuck).

First 9 hours of pessary not much happened. I was very nervous about what was to come and had a slow gradual increase in period cramps that I'd been having for a week and then sporadic contractions varying in intensity and length.

11.30 Thursday night - contractions became more regular and painful. This is the point from which I count myself as "in labour".

Friday - contractions more frequent and even more painful. DP away overnight and swapped out for my sister for 6 hours during Friday daytime to give him another rest and a break from each other (we were doing fine, but it was refreshing to have a new face there for a bit). All this time using daisy breathing to cope and it really helped.

They were due to examine me 24hrs after pessary but didn't come till 5.30 with much nagging. I know they were busy with emergencies and I'm grateful that I wasn't one, but I was exhausted and in pain, knew the hardest bits were likely still ahead of me. My contractions had also started tailing off in frequency and strength since the 24hrs was up despite the pessary still being in and I felt that if another pessary was needed it was best to do it ASAP, not wait for everything to wind down and start again.

When the MW came to examine me (after monitoring) I explained about the MW who mullered my foof the day before and how she needed to proceed to not muller me again while doing the VE. I requested to remove the pessary myself which was fine. She did the VE slowly and once she was past the swelling it was fine, she was patient and great. She had the next pessary ready to go in but agreed that we'd discuss it once we knew progress because I was so tired. I was very much expecting to need the second pessary and potentially more after.

To my delight my cervix was thinned to 1cm and had come forward - still 1-2cm dilated, but she said that was enough to break my waters. Because it was so busy (and as I was tired anyway) we made the plan to take me along to delivery suite to break my waters the next morning (Saturday) and then add the drip if needed and I'd have Friday night to rest, which I thought was sensible. At some point they monitored me for ages as the baby's heartrate dropped and took a while to come back up but it didn't happen again thankfully.

My sister went home and DP came back around this time. The MW had done a sweep with the VE (although she hadn't asked first, she told me as she was doing it - make sure you tell them if you don't want this! They are really meant to get consent BEFORE!) and I was getting even stronger contractions despite no pessary in any more! I wasn't sure if they'd stop after a while as I knew they were likely in response to the sweep. I had to use the tens machine and daisy breathing together to get through them. I was excited that my body was labouring on its own but daunted by the lack of rest. Being on the ball helped the pain but I was too tired to stay upright on it and too in pain lying down so had a pethidine injection which made me able to lie down through the contractions so I could rest in between using tens and breathing. DP went home at bedtime again, with a plan that he'd come back when I went to delivery suite and I'd call him if anything happened sooner (didn't expect it to). Instead of tailing away my contractions continued to get stronger.

The first lot of pethidine wore off and I was in agony again. They examined me again and I was 3cm. They gave me another shot of pethidine and it didn't touch the sides. Wasn't able to cope lying down or on the ball and was shaking and they agreed that I could go along to delivery suite.

4am I phoned DP to come back. Tried to walk to delivery suite and ended up having to be wheeled in a chair. In absolute agony. Got on the gas and air plus still on the tens machine and struggled through more contractions while we waited for anaesthetist and DP to arrive - we'd decided I should have an epidural so I could rest while I dilated the rest of the way as I was exhausted and hadn't had the planned rest over night (second night in labour).

DP arrived and took off the tens machine, held my hand while I used gas and air to get through contractions and tried to stay still while epidural when in. I was scared and had weird reflex twitches as it was put in. Everyone else was cold because I'd been boiling and got them to open the window wide for me.

Epidural took a while to work and I missed the tens while I used gas and air alone. Wailed on my out breaths. Talked about getting lots of pressure down below. DP said some lovely reassuring things. Once epidural was working they examined me. 9cm dilated. I'd gone to 9cm before the epidural! So glad they didn't examine me before, they might not have given it to me. Window was closed - soon there'd be a tiny baby who needed to be kept warm.

Waters were bulging as they prepared to break them. Used gas and air even though the epidural was working as I was finding the pressure that came with the contractions immense. Wailed on the out breaths and it helped. They finally managed to break my waters! Gush!

Baby's heart kept dipping with contractions (I was on constant monitoring anyway thanks to the gestational diabetes) and I was soon fully dilated (so much for a rest!) and pushing with each contraction but I had to do this on my back in stirrups because more gravity inducing positions upset her (too much pressure for her I imagine).

Pushed for an hour and a half with DP holding my hand for each push

pretzelpieces · 01/02/2016 18:14

Hoping it's ok I put her name as all else anonymous!

ThursdayLastWeek · 01/02/2016 18:33

Cor writing that must have almost taken as long pretz! Wink

Well done on a managing a gruelling labour, and congratulations on your gorgeous baby girl!

Are you home yet?

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