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It's the calm before the storm (sort of) that is Fantastic February and the March Madness - we did a lot of shagging last summer! We need more JSers on this, our 44th thread!

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ThursdayLastWeek · 17/01/2016 08:13

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 44th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 43rd grads thread is HERE

The thread we have graduated from is HERE in its 57th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread HERE
for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

HERE is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates. (Except it's not because I don't know how to link to the stats sheet!)

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SkyWasMadeOfAmethyst · 27/01/2016 22:19

Forgot to share the most important part of my day... I finally got me some Tena Lady's... this cough is worse than the sneezing for wee accidents. I feel like a new woman. Thanks for the endorsement ladies...

pretz sleeeeeeeeep while you can. I will be glued to my phone tomorrow waiting for baby news Smile

5hell · 27/01/2016 22:32

honey sounds like you're on a nesting mission! :)

pretz hope your curry turned up!

Glad they checked u out pee ...occasionally mws/epu etc can be a bit casual about these things because they must see it every day, but surely bleeding is always worth checking!

Nct round 2 was good. ..all about birth, including semi-acting out a c-section, testing out lots of labouring positions and telling our birth partners what we expect from them etc...oh and biscuits :)

lildottie · 27/01/2016 22:53

Good luck tomorrow pretz

Glad they think all is OK pee

Thanks feathered, feeling much more chilled about it all now we've past that scan.

If I can get all these blinking tax returns done I'm sitting baby stuff on Saturday!

lildottie · 27/01/2016 22:53

*sorting not sitting

honeysucklejasmine · 27/01/2016 23:16

Sky congratulations on the tenas! They are brilliant aren't they?

5hell is that not the most cringey thing ever? Can't imagine doing that sort of thing with a bunch of strangers. Guess I'm not NCT material! Wink

Hope you're asleep Pretzel!

SkyWasMadeOfAmethyst · 28/01/2016 00:05

Had a little mid seduction panic at realising I still had one on this evening Blush tan to the loo on the pretense that I needed to empty my bladder "so I don't accidentally pee on you"

Who said romance is dead?! Grin

YogaPants · 28/01/2016 00:24

Pretz, forget those nct ladies. We will be thinking of you. Good luck tomorrow (and the next few days)!

Pee sounds like a scary day. Glad you got it checked out and could hear the heartbeat.

Sky better running to the loo than not making it! (Listen to the sorry state of our shagging lives now).

SkyWasMadeOfAmethyst · 28/01/2016 06:36

I wasn't going to pee on him yoga I was afraid of him groping my bum and feeling my Tena Light Blush

honeysucklejasmine · 28/01/2016 07:15

We are all so gosh darn sexy right now.

Pretzel its today! Yay!

pretzelpieces · 28/01/2016 07:30

Logging in for live birth thread. Had to tell at DP to get out of bed five minutes ago! Leaving for the hospital soon. Bricking it! Thanks for all the support viroids. Will try to keep you posted.

jellypi3 · 28/01/2016 07:32

haha sky that's hilarious!

feeling oddly emosh that it's my due date (and a bit down but i moaned on FB about that).

pret i've wished you luck on FB but will do so here too! Can't wait for pics of your little one :) Good luck and remember, push!!

SkyWasMadeOfAmethyst · 28/01/2016 07:33

Good luck pretz! Flowers can't wait to see your baby and hear about your post delivery feast Grin

Mermaid36 · 28/01/2016 07:45

pom poms out for the sneeze arrival of baby pretzel

honeysucklejasmine · 28/01/2016 08:48

Jelly, Pretzel! Bumpies! You must take bumpies!

pretzelpieces · 28/01/2016 08:50

Still waiting to see someone. I'll check in again in two days when something actually happens. Hmm There's a lady in pain two beds over and the midwife literally laughed in her face and said "pain is good!". I'd have punched her. Sad

honeysucklejasmine · 28/01/2016 08:55

Now now Pretzel, stay calm. Her experience is not your experience. Be clear with what you want, make sure they've read your notes.

pretzelpieces · 28/01/2016 08:57

Posted my last bumpie on fb. It's very grumpy. Thanks honey x

pretzelpieces · 28/01/2016 10:17

We've been here for two hours and all that's happened is that a healthcare assistant took my blood pressure. I've had a coffee and a sandwich and stopped crying.

Peenut · 28/01/2016 10:38

Coffee and butty sound good! Just relax and shut out the other stuff going on on the ward. You'll be great! and it;s fine to feel anxious –it's a big emotional day for you all! BrewBrewBrew.

jellypi3 · 28/01/2016 10:51

So...erm...i may be joining you on the induction front tomorrow if this baby doesn't come tonight pret!!

pretzelpieces · 28/01/2016 11:18

That's great news jelly, I saw on Facebook! Sounds like it will be a loooong process for me. Just been on the monitor and all fine. Then they are going to examine me and it will probably be 24 hr pessary next.

jellypi3 · 28/01/2016 11:59

Exciting stuff pret :) race you Wink

Peenut · 28/01/2016 12:21

Eeeek, the week of new baby bundles begins! :) Does a 24 hour pessary just gradually induce you Pretz? (I know nothing about induction!)

Peeps who've done NCT, would you recommend? Has anyone done an intensive one day course, with another group?

Think locally those are my two options. NCT sounds good in principle but their course is 7:30 -9:30 pm. Think I'll fall asleep by the end of that.

The other local antenatal course run by a midwife is one full day. Hmmm.

Don't know what's best really, small bite sized chunks of info or one done and dusted day? And also, would like to get to know some other mum buddies locally (without it being enforced fun).

pretzelpieces · 28/01/2016 12:30

We did the more spread out nct course hoping to make friends but I don't really like them

jelly you will beat me I suspect! If you are 2cm dilated they might be able to break your waters much sooner right?

Still waiting for my first vaginal examination (VE)! Got brought this lovely spread for lunch though, which cheered me up. Check out pic

It's the calm before the storm (sort of) that is Fantastic February and the March Madness - we did a lot of shagging last summer! We need more JSers on this, our 44th thread!
justtheonethen · 28/01/2016 12:48

Eeeek!!! So excited, waving all manner of Pom Poms for pretzel and jelly

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