Diva - lol at brothel for clergymen. Yes you're right it's bloody boiling isn't it? Everyone keeps saying how cold it is but I feel like I'm in a sauna!
Booboo - Clapham, that's where the big train station is, iirc?
AmiR, my knowledge of the "big smoke" is Lewisham, Greenwich, Canary Wharf, New Cross, a little pub in Deptford called the Swan, Hither Green, Hammersmith and the centre. In that order! And Brighton (I know it isn't in London of course but you could get there really easily on a train from London, and loads of people from London went clubbing there, iyswim!)
As for the trial run to the hosi I am going to make him do it a couple of times until he can do it without directions. And do it once with mil as well in case it ends up her taking me, you never know.
Booboo / Foxy, took far too many recreational drugs in my early twenties. But nothing really agreed with me, I spent far too much time with my head down the loo to have very much fun. Cardigan and slipperville for me!
As for worrying about changing nappies etc I haven't done that since I was about 16 and my youngest cousin was born. And that was pampers, I'm planning to use cloth, so goodness only knows! I'm seriously thinking of buying a doll to practise on, those nappy nippas look very odd!
One of my mates has just sent me a quiz, "how common are you?" so I have to go, and try it!!!!