We're marvelling at bucket fanjos, peeing while we vom, trying subsistence farming and staying incontinent. Keeping our GX and firmly holding the hands of viroids having a hard time - JSing grads 36!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 36th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The 35th grads fred is here.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 51st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates.

Hi guys, I'm not ignoring you all, we are in the middle of making hay in extremely cuntish unsettled weather. It's taking a lot of time and energy and I haven't had many reserves left over for keeping up to date! Still managing to lurk a bit, I'm 39 weeks today. Nothing exciting happening and I'm looking forward to baby arriving sometime in August, not going to pay any attention to my due date really as I don't want to get hooked up on it

Isn't "making hay" a euphemism? You naughty bugger.

discreetly dusts off pompoms just in case

I'm 100 days preggo today! (14+2!)

'making hay' sniggers

Congrats pretzel and honey I WISH!!!

Yeah, the fertility clinic definitely doesn't want me making hay until the scan on the 17th.

I have 200 days to go until I cam have a bottle glassglass of prosecco.

Auf Can you at least use a buzzy friend?

Alas, no honey. Not according to perceived Fred wisdom at least. I think is mainly accidental knock-knock-knocking at heaven's door that they worry about, but I guess the potential reverberations of a solo drum and bass might shake up too much dust from the floorboards?
It's very frustrating. I'm not usually this horny either.

Hmproseccohmm

Sorry Auf, we should not be mentioning making hay or orgasms in your presence. Just think about how good it will be on the 17th though, but don't think about it yet!

Yey for 100 days preggo, that sounds like a long time!

IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT

I'm sitting here liberally spraying myself with a huge can of evian water spray, and within five minutes I'm bone dry.

For anyone who starts feeling faint or ill when they get hot, I can't recommend the evian spray enough. You must be able to get them in the UK as well THESE THINGS

They are essential if you have a commute on a hot train, or bus, or just find you're not handling the heat well. A pregnant friend recommended it to me, and I ignored the advice for ages, and now IT IS FUCKING BLISS.

I have a giant fuck off can, but you can get smaller hand bag sized ones for when you're out and about.

gouda apparently eating chilli can cool you down on hot days. I don't eat chilli, so I don't know how true this is.

Thanks Auf. I just need to convince my mum to come over and make me some chilli in that case......

Heat is an awful motivation sapper.

Much as I love chilli, I couldn't eat it in hot weather!

It's not too warm here but I've got swollen hands and feet. I need to make cupcakes for a birthday party tomorrow too

I've been good (ish) today. 3 pieces of toast, tea, a tin of tuna and some cheese, a bottle of OJ, and a small ice cream cone with DD, XH + DP after her drama camp performance. Currently making my famous spaghetti and meatballs. The meatball recipe was a friend of mines and they are the best I've ever had... Half beef half sausage meat with breadcrumbs, oregano and egg, cooked in the tomato and basil sauce... Drooling.

Oh and planning on a frozen fruit smoothie for late evening snack...

pops head in

Hi all and welcome newbies!

Sorry for those having a hard time right now. Having been to n both sides of that coin I can honestly say that it is likely the people in question don't know what to do or say and are afraid of patronizing and excluding you. For them everything is seen through the lens of their own happiness and they may have no idea how deeply you're hurting. I know that it sounds stupid but it is hard to be sensitive to something that you have no experience of... I'm sure your friends and family would be more considerate if you could articulate what they're meant to do to make it easier for you... Obviously you cant do this with casual acquaintances but for others it might help.

Assumes Sky has just posted on the wrong Fred
gouda once your mum is done at yours, can she come make dinner at mine, please?

Today I've had
a snickers
a slice of toast with cheese and tomato
a macdonalds burger on the run
an entire field of celery and a whole tub of hummus
a glass of fruit juice
a cup of rooibos tea
a guava
a clementine
a glass of milk
a biscuit
half of DC's yogurt
and whatever is for dinner.

I've had porridge/raisins/honey, one sugary tea, TWO cheddar sandwiches for lunch, an apple and two ice lollies (but at 40 calories each they barely count).

I've done very little today though so not like some other viroids rushing about all over the place!

Shit. Ladies of the jury? Was my advice any good? Maybe this is a sign I should shut my trap

Never shut yer trap, sky. I'm not sure what the post specifically related to, or if it was something more general, but I thought it makes sense re family/friends vs strangers for most things! :)
What's the appropriate spelling for redbush? Is it rooibos or rooibosch? It says something different on different packets?
One ice lolly over here, please. Ta.

Loving the food posts, I am fascinated by what people eat. I love looking at what people buy in supermarkets and judging them obviously I meet my own meticulously high standards all the time.... ahem.

Today I have eaten:

Fruit and fibre with blueberries
A lemon curd tart and a mince pice. That's fricken right, a mince fricken pie. My parents are visiting and Mum brought baking including mince pies because I loves them!
Salad and bread for lunch.
A few five chocolate digestives I'm doing DIY so they don't count
Whatever Dad is cooking for tea which smells delicious. Yep, my Dad is visiting and is cooking dinner. Advantage of having a chef for a Dad. Massive smug face.

pud I'm jealous!

auf I was chiming in about insensitive comments about TTC and the viroids being wound up by baby news on their feeds and from friends.