Fang-tastic fannies, Baywatch Blowjobs and good old british summer (arse) rain). It's JSing Grads 30!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 30th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 48th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: Stats

It is! There's loads of you about to drop! You'll have to keep on posting here too.

wouldratherhaveanintactfanjo

Man I feel sick tonight. Not MS, just over eating sweets sickness.

Oh what the actual fuck? I'm number seven

36+3 - dulcets a week ahead and Fleur a week behind.

Cym - how are you???

Well done la dulce and fleur on finishing work!!

Pud I'm finishing at 35 weeks. can't fucking wait
I'll be working at home for the last 6 weeks though in pyjamas on the bed with feet up and maybe laptop open

Congratulations would.

Indigo I feel like you should be further along, you seem to have been pg a long time!

I'm thinking 36 weeks but I've just plucked that out of the air really. Oh, and I've told Christmas Pud that it needs to arrive at 38 weeks if it ever wants people to take its birthday seriously :-)

Yeah, I'm 37+1. I didn't really plan it in weeks but if I had thought about it more may have gone for a week earlier. 36 weeks sounds good to me!

Anyone doing stuff for DH for Father's Day? I'm not, just nosey!

Oh Lord. You 3 can't be finishing work yet as that means my time for finishing can't be that far away. ...and I've barely got my head round being pregnant yet, let alone the fact that that means I'm going to have a baby. Eek.
Congrats on the fatty calf - lovely news.

I was meant to finish at 38 weeks but we brought it forward and I'm so relieved as I'm exhausted!!!

I'm 35 + 4, so technically finishing at 36 weeks.

I had my party yesterday as work is always frantically busy on a Friday. Not only has out of office gone on but IT have sorted it so that my emails don't even go into my inbox - they go straight to my boss so nothing to check/ clear when I return.

Welcome wine/ cake!

I'm planning on a week annual leave starting at 36 weeks then mat leave from 37 weeks (my weekiversaries fall on Saturdays so nice and easy to work out if I finish working on a friday).

la too right I'll be here to keep the chatter up!
I requested my mat leave to start on 5/10 (due date 8/10) my supervisor said no they won't let me because............are you ready for this viroids...................because of 'the size of me'. Shit. You. Not.
I'm selling tickets, if any viroid wants one, only £5 to come look and gasp at me the largest woman the world has ever seen

No way ga- they can't do that!?! Outrage!

Although, that does give me an idea- we could have a viroids sideshow! I'll contribute my amazing giant lumpy fanjo mole (I've not told you about that yet have i? There's a treat for you viroids) and I'm sure between us we have an array of freakishly large/small/weird body parts that we could make us some money with. Anyone have a beard? All good sideshows need a bearded lady.

Oh seriously ga, your workplace need to sort their shit out.

Again I can't keep up with the chatter so just checking in to see how everyone is. I've managed to read bits, Deeply I measured small the whole time with my first and second. With my first I was having growth scans every week! She ended up being 6lb 14. On Wednesday my surgeon actually came up to the head of the theatre bed and asked "Where on earth where you hiding him?!" As he was 8lb 10 and I still measured really small (bit of a brag but was told by the midwife that I have truly amazing stomach muscles! Wahoo!) God knows how big he would've got if I would've had him at 40+ weeks and had a natural birth. I saw 2 midwives yesterday who both agreed that the c section was the best thing I did because DD got stuck at her weight, DS would've definitely got stuck at his. I just don't have a child bearing pelvis unfortunately which explains its wonkiness, SPD and horrendous sciatica.
I've taken lactulose and I'm glad I did but in a way I wish I hadn't... I can't seem to gear up to do a poo but my farts smell like something's died in there. Honest to god I was trying to get away from my own smell tonight . I also have the worst bellyache but nothing is happening! I need a good bout of arse rain!
Doesn't help that my stitches pinch like an absolute bitch. If you're told to just lie in bed all day after a c section by anyone tell them to fuck off! Take it from me you will get stiff and it'll make the pain worse. Still managing on just ibuprofen and paracetamol for now but I keep getting confused as to what I've had and when my next dose is so I'm getting myself into a right tizz.
Anyway DS is doing well though he had suspected Jaundice. Luckily he does not require treatment but he does have a bit of it. Fx he doesn't get any worse as the thought of having to go back into hospital fills me with dread.
Well that's it from me for now! I'll keep you updated as to my bowel movements but if you can keep me in your prayers that I do a shit soon otherwise I think someone may just die from being subjected to my farts

I've done a poo! OMG at stingy ring! Should NOT have had curry for tea

Ha! Congrats on the poo pixie!

Nooooo, gaggia! That is awful! Can they even so that?! Can they tell you when you can take mat leave? You aren't that big - what do they think is going to bloody happen?!

See, you just needed to tell us about your poo-woes pixie and it helped to tempt it out!

Ha! Well done pixie!

Morning viroids

Nothing much to report here except I think I am getting a few Braxton hicks but I am not sure they don't hurt, just the top of my bump goes hard for a bit. I doubt I would even notice it if I wasn't touching the bump at the time.

Btw I have left the July FB group too. I think I am one of the ones that don't post enough, I can't keep up anyway!

Please spill the beans on the July group!

They had a bit of a go at dulcet for not posting enough - she didn't post for ages then commented yesterday and we got this arsey post saying please could people post more because it made them 'twitchy' that folk were reading posts but not posting.

It's a Facebook page - it's social media, not school!

They were also a bit cliquey and were being a bit catty about folk on the mn thread. I'd asked them not to do that twice and one girl continued to do it. So we flounced!

ga that's unbelievable! You just know you're going to be late now...

wil I have no idea what's going on, just that there was a post on my timeline saying that those who don't post much come forward as the rest feel uncomfortable I haven't the time to comment and post loads - what with this thread and now my new nct whatsapp group - and so I decided to leave. I gather la did too. It's a shame as I was looking forward to seeing the remaining July babies

News from the Cym house, no news, I am sulking in bed with ipad. DH has gone to make me a cuppa. 41 weeks today.
What I have learned from this pg;
~they are all very different
~babys can give you false hope (mild contractions 4 weeks ago...)
~people have been kind, a Grandma of DCs friend took 2 to the park the other week so I could have a rest!
~just because you are early with 1 does not mean all babies you have will be early
~DH is lovely, but keeps telling me that he doesnt want to go to work that day, so can I sort the baby out.
~people on this fred cheer me up, reading this keeps me from going nuts. Wish I would have known about something like this from my first pg.