Fang-tastic fannies, Baywatch Blowjobs and good old british summer (arse) rain). It's JSing Grads 30!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 30th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 48th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: Stats

"I can't even hold in my own piss, let alone international secrets"

Or words to that effect. Can't work google this early in the morning.

Sorry to hear about the reflux La. I pH tesrted zantac and Rennie on weds. They are both acidic, which rather defeats the object (to neutralise stomach acid). Zantac was about pH 2, Rennie about pH 5. Very odd indeed.

God, why am I talking about this instead of sleeping?!

Morning all!

Last day, last day, last daaaaaay!!!!

I have so much rubbish stuff to collect from my office that DH is going to have to meet me to help cart it all home.

dulcet I am doing natal hypnotherapy (the maggie howell ones) - I have had a course too and am finding it really useful. Not that I have heard the cd all the way through as I fall asleep half way.

honey interesting about the pH testing I don't see how that would work but one question - why were you testing them? For fun?

I swear half the babies on the July thread are here already, I have completely lost track
At first I was really confident this one would be early but I am now convinced it will be an August baby

Happy last day to all if you finishing today! not jealous at all

Happy last work day to everyone! So jealous....

Cym, hope that baby is on its way now. It's clearly quite comfy in there!

Happy last day at work ladies also jealous much

Oh my fucking hell its my last day. In some ways I'm so ready to finish and in others I can't believe I'll nut work for a year. A year! I've never not worked for more than 2 weeks!

Feeling shitty for not having slept well. Still got tonnes to finish.

Handover notes not finished. Shall we have a party tonight Fleur and dulcet?

I'm also bricking it seeing the babies coming early on July thread. It's not frigging July yet and I've counted at least 6! I've not packed hospital bag yet! Nursery is still a shambles with broken window. Apparently it's getting fixed on wed which is nice coz its my birthday.

Dinner last night was Michelin star place - yum!!! We know the owners wife and she hadn't known I was pregnant so she gave us a drink on the house to celebrate fantastic as they are normally £12 each

Had lots of lovely food them the cheese for dessert - just the hard ones, I stared longingly at the gooey ones but was sensible

Love that quote honey! I remember now

I'm getting lots of period pains during day and braxton hicks are frequent. Are you other viroids getting this who have a few weeks to go? Very uncomfortable

Rennies def work by the way, I love them! You feel like shit, eat a Rennie and ten mins later a big burp sorts you right out. Magic!

At the moment I'm getting a lot of 'wow it's a good thing you're finishing work soon! HOW long have you got????!'

Bump is large and starting to defy gravity. If I turn over in bed it lags behind.

I was pleased at restaurant tho as apparently when I was sitting no one realised I was pg. yes!!!!

I have tons to do today as well but no one to hand over to except my boss. I have left notes everywhere and have drafted a huge long email telling her what needs to be done when.

I have also labelled up all my filing cabinets so she can find things, well, send her secretary in the right direction as she won't get things out of a filing cabinet in case she breaks a nail

I am going to come back for some keeping in touch days to sort out major things which has made me feel more relaxed!

Aaargh! So excited! I really need a rest.

la I am the same. My bump is vast but the rest of me pretty normal. I got trapped in the shower this morning as I couldn't get past the screen I almost had to take the thing off its hinges.

DH is taking me out for dinner tonight to celebrate my last day.

It feels odd! I have always worked too, even through uni. It feels like I am just going on a couple of weeks' holiday at the moment.

Still here, 40+6. Not a happy Cym.
No signs of nothing. Grrrr.
Good luck on your last day Fleur, La & Dulcet.

Ooh la sounds like a lovely dinner! Hope you enjoy yours too fleur

cym you poor thing, hope things get moving for you soon

Oh the shame, mr bat just had to shave my foof. It had become a little out of control as I was scared to go for a wax after hearing it is more painful during pregnancy. But now I can't see it myself so he had to get his clippers out on it Not one of my most dignified moments! However it now looks much better and I feel like I won't be too embarrassed to take it to the professionals

Being off for a long time does feel weird. I had 3 weeks off to get married last year.

I've just taken paracetamol for stabby boobs. They hurt so much I cried!
DH is an arse and thought it was a joke and wasn't sympathetic

Fleur I am a science teacher.

Happy last day at work everyone!

Sorry Bat I'm laughing cos I got the trimmers and a mirror and did a rough job. DH wouldn't do it!

bat I did mine myself on Monday.....the blood! Sweet lord the blood I had to use a towel to stem it it was like it was coming from every pore. I'll just have to rock a retro bush til October.

Happy Last Day to you three!!!!!!!!

dulcet no not work people just vague acquaintances from the town where I live.

I cannot see my foof and therefore I am in sweet denial about what is going on down there

Oh goodness gaggia I didn't have blood - I was assured the clippers were safe in that respect and I do appear to be unharmed, phew. I guess it was all a result of the growing extra hair during pregnancy thing, it definitely seems to be worse than usual. Need to keep up with my waxes now!!

Aww purple boooo for stabby boobs! Hope they feel better soon!

Good luck to all of you on your last day, and hope that you get some time to nest over the next few weeks.
I've got about another 6 weeks to go, probably, but got to go back for more scans to see if abdominal measurements are still small. If so, might have to have baby up to 3 weeks early....praying that baby grows. Had lots more of fruit and veg recently and trying to rest more but not sure if I can make any difference to things as I suspect it is down to a medication that I am on :( feeling a bit down about it tbh.

:( deeply sorry your not feeling great. Come on baby grow!!!!!

cym that baby needs an eviction notice!

honey I've caught your arse rain! Bleugh.

Day off today. Slept till 8:30! Mental.

Happy last day at work! A party is definitely required.

Fleur I've ordered that natal hypnotherapy book after a recommendation from a friend. You'll have to let us know if you think it helped.

Oh Deeply when is your next appointment? Can they reassure you at all or is it something they've said that's making you feel down?

Just popping in to say happy last day la, fleur and dulcet! May your handovers be smooth and your meetings swift. And let there be cake and gifts! (Ooo, that almost rhymed )

Grow baby deeply! I don't think there is anything else you can do deeply it's not like we can control what's going on in there.

Yeah happy last day you Three :)

In the waiting room waiting for my booking appointment! :)

Happy last days! It does feel a bit weird when you've always worked but I'm loving mat leave will probably be gagging for a bit of brain stimulation and grown up conversation in a few months though.