Fang-tastic fannies, Baywatch Blowjobs and good old british summer (arse) rain). It's JSing Grads 30!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 30th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 48th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

Here is the stats list, please update your own spot with any updates: Stats

Eugh. Never mind "arse rain", it's more like " arse typhoon" in Casa del Honey. Dead glamorous.

Aah the glamour of pregnancy Honey, every poo is a surprise.

Thanks for your supportive comments, lovelies.

Congrats pixie and la great news about the strep b test.

Good luck for you cym

It's like a poo lottery around here :-)

Yes 24 weeks is when you're viable and baby has about a 50% chance of survival I think.

I made it home I'm so relieved now. DH picked me up at the airport and I nearly cried when I saw him. We've got a lovely weekend away this weekend thanks to a voucher from the in laws for Christmas

Just had the sex....having toni's in abundance now and the baby is trying to kick my fanjo out. On the plus side I managed not to piss myself.

I'm not a big magnum fan either. I like raspberry smoothie lollies or mojito ones

Glad you're home safe purple!
I'm 24 weeks today. Yay for viability.

Ga for not weeing on your DP.

Yey Purple, now get your feet up and get relaxing.

Gaggle hurray for viability and not pissing on DH

As my bump is biiiiiiiig, todays comment from random strangers were......"not long now then, the size of you"
"eeeeeeee look at the size of you"
"has the doctor not put you on bed rest what with the size of you"
And 2 unsolicited bump rubs. So friendly is this town

Happy V Day Ga! And congrats on some dry sex

Fleur - potatoes are vegetables ergo chips are like a side salad.... Ok not quite but nearly!

RM BabyPis disengaged entirely at 40+3. I felt like crying! It doesn't mean much though.

I totally would have taken pictures of my plug had it not made an appearance in the shower! Good luck Cym

Feel a bit tiddly after sharing a bottle of wine between 4 - I used to easily quaff a bottle to myself. Cheap date.....

Did you issue some unsolicited eye pokes and fuck yous?

Yes I did pis I punched them all in the faces and called them twats! in my imagination bastard bump rubbers.

There is more and more of this plug, but still no blood. I havent taken a photo, dont take phone with me to the lav!
No contractions or periody pains yet. I cant belive that i am willing pain on myself, but I am.
Ga- twice today people have told me that I dont look over due
How should we look? People are nobs.
Rm- your baby will prob make an apperance before this one, she is too much like her father, late everywhere!

cym will your DH oblige by giving you a shag...if you fancy it? Or can you nipple twiddle?

Actually I think fatty hasn't been on today.... Fatty are you still with child?

He probably would be more than happy to service me Ga, but my mother is staying with us. He doesnt usualy like to do it when we gave guests!

Silent spoon?
Eat a tin of pineapple?
Come on baby!

Someone commented on my "imminent arrival" the other day... As in, my baby due in August

I ate all the food in the restaurant. I hurt.

Last time I went to see my gynaecologist they sat me in the obstetrics waiting room by accident. Only twigged when they asked for urine sample and I looked horrified.

At least you guys are actually pregnant!

Arse rain has settled, I'm sure you are all relieved to hear.

Ga well done for not indulging in watersports. I still giggle when I think of your quote in the Mumsnet Spies newspaper reports.

honey never a truer phrase has been uttered! It stands true to this day! My mam read that article, she knew it was me
indigo did you punch the twat? Can we have a bumpie of you please its been ages since your last one.
la what did you have? Hope it was lovely.

You should cross stitch it and frame it, like all excellent quotes should be.

What was the quote again?

I am suffering. 4 lovely courses including cheese are coming back up in form of reflux again and again. My pal gaviscon has run out. I want to cry I feel so sick and exhausted

Well it's the last day la and fleur! Are you ready? I feel very not ready but some of that is kind switching to baby where I am now convinced I can't do it. Which in a way is good because I have focused on work and almost ignored I am pregnant for a while but now I need the kick up the arse to sort my shit for the baby!

Oh, and I know two babies born this week that were due first week of July. Will everyone stop being early! (Sorry cym, realise that's not happening for you but hopefully you are cuddling a little one now!)

Was that your work people saying that again ga? What dicks!