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Fang-tastic fannies, Baywatch Blowjobs and good old british summer (arse) rain). It's JSing Grads 30!

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teejayem · 08/06/2015 12:32

Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 30th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 48th outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread here for once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

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Purpleball · 15/06/2015 17:29

Gouda I'm keeping everything crossed for you. Now put your feet up and make DH wait on you Smile

The NHS have been fab with my diabetes. I've no idea how much all my drugs and paraphernalia would cost privately. But the lack of common sense and the insistence on doing everything in the most inefficient manner drives me mad. Most people who have any dealing with them could suggest efficiency savings but the decision makers can't seem to see it.

The consultant told me to ring with my meter readings today. I've been with a paying customer so it's not that easy but they don't want to hear that I can't revolve my life around them.
However I still managed to ring 4 times at lunchtime and breaks. I also left a message and asked for someone to ring me back and they haven't. If they would allow me to email or text the readings they could email or text me back and tell me if I need a dose change. But hospitals don't like computers even though mine is apparently one of the few in the country that puts patient records on a computer system. Sorry rant over

Hobbit19 · 15/06/2015 17:49

JC, well done for taking the day off sounds as though you needed it.

Gouda, that is great news about baby Gouda, keeping everything crossed for you

Jelly, ooh I love a last minute wedding so romantic! You and DH need to decide what you want though you could always leave it later but then you won't get married until later. I forget where you are but I have about 300m of green/yellow bunting if you want to borrow it?! Grin

Indigoblue2 · 15/06/2015 17:50

Actually the NHS have been brilliant with me. I couldn't have asked for better service.

Toast85 · 15/06/2015 18:29

Gouda- so pleased minigouda is ok!

Purple- so frustrating! I know of various services on the nhs where monitoring is done remotely, or via a specially developed app that patients and their medical teams can both access- these things are developing but unfortunately takes money that the nhs doesn't have within easy reach, unlike the private sector!

minimooo · 15/06/2015 18:56

Hi viroids! Sorry I haven't been around much lately, little baby E is keeping us on our toes! I have to confess that I've not read the thread Blush - will try to catch up with everyone when I can. But I do have a question for the Star Wars fans among us....this sounds a little crazy, but I want to get E a little Star Wars related outfit for father's day. I know it's a present for E rather than dh, but dh will absolutely love it. Preferably something Ewok related. I've trawled Amazon, Etsy and notonthehighstreet but can't find very much. Does anyone know of any other websites I could try / or has anyone come across anything that sounds like it might fit the bill?

minimooo · 15/06/2015 19:05

Aww, congrats honey! So pleased to hear Smile

Pisghetti · 15/06/2015 19:27

Have a look at this Mini - Jabba made me lol a little Grin the components should be easier to come by than a bespoke dress up outfit.

honeysucklejasmine · 15/06/2015 19:45

Thanks min! Its great to be here again!

So, erm, does anyone remember feeling distinctly "damp" constantly? Blush

Purpleball · 15/06/2015 19:46

Panty liners are your friend honey. Often I'm a 2 a day girl Smile
Others are the same I'm afraid

honeysucklejasmine · 15/06/2015 20:03

But that's so mean! It makes me paranoid I'm bleeding! Shock

How long until I get over it?!

Hobbit19 · 15/06/2015 20:07

Yes, quite erm 'dribbly' here. Many a dash to the loo has occurred, I've stopped assuming the worst now! It just keeps getting better from here Honey ha ha! Confused

gaggiagirl · 15/06/2015 20:11

I. Am. Moist!.....all the time!

goodnessgraciousgouda · 15/06/2015 20:20

Thanks for your kind words everyone - we were told that at the next scan (in one week) we will have a better idea whether the blood thing will be a problem or not. Until then I plan to do as little as possible.

Just got back from the anti body injection thing. It hurt like FUCK and I'm secretly paranoid I will have some sort of terrible reaction to it Hmm.

I am feeling a little pitiful. I've had a dildo cam shoved up me, a ton of pushing and prodding of my body, a blood test, a painful as hell injection, all on two hours sleep and about ten hours of crying. But of course, today could have been an awful, AWFUL lot worse. :-)

jellypi3 · 15/06/2015 20:40

honey it's horrible isn't it! I was constantly checking the toilet every time I felt a "leak". Now I just deal with it lol. Apparently it Doesn't get easier :)

Hobbit19 · 15/06/2015 20:58

Flippin eck Gouda, what a day! I would say have done wine but that is probably frowned upon, then I was going to say have some chocolate but not sure if you can stomach it. Was a bit stumped but reckon you should go all out and treat yourself to.... A tin of fruit!! --Food delivery on it's way here with 8 delicious tins of fruit, I'm waiting up for it, SO EXCITED-!-

Purpleball · 15/06/2015 20:59

Awww Gouda you definitely need some pampering. Sounds like a rough day. What about a pregnancy massage for after 12 weeks - I love mine

Always dailies are your new friend Honey. You don't notice the damp then Smile. Cheap ones don't stick as well

goodnessgraciousgouda · 15/06/2015 21:25

Thanks ladies Cake Cake Cake, I think I will feel better tomorrow if I can get a good night's sleep, and eat two pain au chocolat's for breakfast. Grin A tin of fruit!!!!!

honey - I'm probably not the best person to ask considering the circumstances, but in my experience you knicker watch constantly the first six or seven weeks as you are paranoid, and then you just sort of end up knicker watching out of ingrained habit afterwards! Your pants are basically a constant universe of fascination....

LaLaLaaaa · 15/06/2015 21:27

Aww gouda I'm so pleased that there was a wee minigouda in there and all seemed to be well! But yes, it sounds like you've been through the mill a bit today - try to rest and recover, it's not nice being poked and prodded, plus the emotional side of things.

Congratulations honey I'm absolutely delighted for you. You've been on the JSing thread a long time and been so patiently waiting and now your bfp is here :-) gx this is your sticky bean!!!

I'm just popping on quickly to say hi then I'll catch up properly tomorrow. My sil went into labour this morning and was 10cm dilated at 6pm - hilariously messaging me lines from Salt n Pepa 'Push It' and telling me how good the drugs are. Haven't heard anything since so I'm hoping and praying that they are cuddled up with their new baby, but the silence is making me very anxious. They are in America so I have to just sit and wait for my brother to let me know how things are going. I'll come back and catch up soon.

LaLaLaaaa · 15/06/2015 21:28

Oh and yes to Always dailies - swamp fanjo is NOT nice! I'm on 2 a day at the moment, I constantly feel like I've wet myself perhaps I have and I'm just in denial?

honeysucklejasmine · 15/06/2015 21:31

Eugh, moist is a nasty word! Thank you for advice ladies.

honeysucklejasmine · 15/06/2015 21:34

Thanks La! I still haven't really had in sink in yet.

Purpleball · 15/06/2015 22:14

I've come close to wetting myself a few times recently. Stopping in lay-bys for a wee is becoming my new hobby!
Hope you get some news soon La, hopefully they are having baby snuggles Smile

LaLaLaaaa · 15/06/2015 22:20

I'm an auntie to a little girl!!!

Purpleball · 15/06/2015 22:29

Awww congratulations Auntie La Grin

honeysucklejasmine · 15/06/2015 22:38

Congratulations La! Nieces are lovely, i have three.

Saw two of mine on Sat, oldest one talked constantly at me the whole time I was there. "Aunty Honey, come here, aunty honey, look at this, aunty honey, I am going to school tomorrow..." Etc etc etc. Argh! Her DSis just toddler chattered and squealed, but equally loudly. (Third niece was only born Friday so not met her yet!)