With our swamp fanjos and supermarket jobbies it's all going on in our knickers. It's a wonder our men agree to deliver the prostaglandin injections but then we are the 24th Just Shagging Grads!

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 24th grads thread... celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed!

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is herein its 41st outing. WARNING: they're all a bit kerazy not to mention randy!

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal clubs herefor once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a private facebook group (so it doesn't give the game away in your news feed!)... if you want to join to see photos of new babies etc, just ask in-thread!

The stats sheet is here

So, roll call below please, viroids!

Yay Pis! Knew babyPis would step up. Good luck good luck!!

No idea about the baby stuck question Dulcet.

tee I agree, probably all ok as it's brown, but phone in to get some advice.

la sorry about mil and the cats When I had cats, I used to have to lock them in a room whenever the pils visited because they didn't like them and used to still do actually leave the front door wide open (which leads onto a road, so cats weren't allowed out there) Used to infuriate me that the cats would have to be locked in because of pils. The cats lived in my house and they have more right than the pils to free access around their home. Sorry, I let a little rant out there! Didn't realise it still bothered me so much

Re:hips, good idea to mention it and try to get a physio or chiropractor referral.

How are you feeling pis?

My lovely dm is visiting today! I can't wait to see her. Feels a bit odd that this will be the last time I see her before baby arrives!

Is that a Daisy thing Dulcet? I would have pissed my pants in that class if so.

Yeah still at home. Things only started happening about an hour ago. Need to phone midwife to cancel sweep anyway! Plus they like to know when the waters go to start the stopwatch.... Going to have a bath (and shave my legs - might be my last chance for 18years!) first then get on the ball. TENS on if I need to as well although they aren't too intense at the moment.

Yay go pis! bounce bounce
(I actually cross-posted my last post, but it still kind of made sense!)

I think I preferred the GTFO version

They do affirmations in Daisy Wil things like - my birth will be easy, I look forward to my easy birth. Desperately clinging to that right now they'd better not be lying to me.....

pis yay!! Babypis is coming to get you!!

Haha. No wil, I made it up. Think I could lead a class though?

Ok pis, how about 'I am strong, my body is able. Birth is simple, then I can have wine on my table'. Wine can be replaced with cheese if needed. I like my mantras to rhyme!

Yay babypis!!!!

Pis remember - rotate to dilate, rotate to dilate! Your cervix ripples to open! Breath your baby out!!! Etc etc

Good luck gal you can do it!!!!

Oh pis you are going to be amazing I'm so happy for you

tee let us know what the midwife says.

Love that mantra dulcet!

Let us know how you get on tee, hope everything's ok.

Just seen mil off on train, am now on way to Brighton for meeting. Hip is agony so going to phone dr

Wil you'd definitely piss your pants in daisy! I was scarlet from trying not to laugh sometimes. 'Breathe that lovely breath down to baby, breathe all that lovely oxygen down to baby!'

Wooo! Pis the plug pom poms are waving :)

La definitely give them a call soonish - you can get ever-so-attractive belts to hold your pelvis in, but as with everything, it takes time.

I love that mantra, Dulcet, very inspiring. This one doesn't get stuck as such, but seems to protest when I'm lying in a position that doesn't suit it, or leaning forwards and squashing it. Stroppy little thing...

Tee hope you're ok, sure a little bit of brown is nothing sinister but always best to let someone know +/- have a check over.

Yes Dulcet! Much prefer the wine version. I'd come to that class. I quite wanted to go to the Daisy baby class but can't do it because of the toddler.

Careful Pis, I went from 'not that intense' to 'oh my god someone shoot me to save me from this hell' in about 20 minutes. SO exciting!

I have a rare hour of peace thanks to playgroup. Should be tidying but am sitting on ass drinking tea.

Also, plug pom poms are making me feel bleeurgh. I can't help imagine bits of mucous flying off in all directions as they're swung round.

wil savour the cup of tea and stay on ass!
I'm going to vom at plug pom.poms also.
viroids I just moved my ass on the settee and i could feel a very fast heart beat type fluttering sort of in my fanjo it lasted 30 seconds til I moved again. Was that the baby? Was it? Say yes!.

Good luck pis!!

I advocate the sitting too wil. Precious moment of peace!

Maybe it was more that chat. Was a sense of desperation about it. Must have squashed the poor bugger!

Hope you get an appointment soon la, not something you want to deal with for ages.

I want to cook DH a lovely meal this evening as I'm off today. Any recommendations? He wants chicken/turkey as not had it in a while but that's the only stipulation. Just been looking at recipes on Pinterest and hungry now!

dulcet Delias Basque chicken?
Nigellas praised (poached/braised) chicken?
The hairy bikers cider chicken?
Chicken stuffed with cheese/pesto whatnot wrapped in bacon?
Nigellas turkey meatballs?

Oooh La that sounds sore. Definitely get on to someone about that... if you end up labouring on your back/ in the foot stirrup things I can imagine your hips will not like that!!

Haha Dulce I love that mantra!! Definitely Daisy-worthy!

How far on are you now tee? Definitely speak to mw.

Hooray Pis! Hope everything goes quickly and smoothly xxxx

Oh gaggia you've just made me so hungry. I'm shit at cooking Dulcet so don't have any suggestions.

I did sitting followed by tidying so win win. Peace about to be shattered.

That basque chicken looks good gaggia! Might have a crack at that. Looking through my hairy biker books too.

Good luck pis!

gaggia I had a feeling like that last week but assumed it was some kind of internal twitch (like when you get them in your eye) as I think it would be waaaay too early for me to feel anything yet. But don't people feel things earlier when it's their second?

Woohoo go pis - so exciting! Feels so weird that I'm just sat at my desk whilst people are becoming mummies!!