Just Shagging 12th Thread for graduated viroids

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Welcome, welcome, welcome to the 11th grads thread...celebrating the success of Just Shagging in getting us viroids upduffed grin

For those that don't know, a 'viroid' is from the original JSing thread 1, where someone was trying to type ladies (in reference to all the JSing ladies), but their phone decided to call us all viroids instead!

The name stuck and we've been the JSing viroids ever since.

The thread we have graduated from is here in its 27th outing.

There is also a Just Mumming thread in postnatal here once your babies come along, or to keep up with the graduated graduates!

There is also a secret facebook group, if you want to join, ask in-thread.

So, roll call below please, viroids! smile

Oh la hope you can enjoy getting lost in downton abbey.

Its ok to laugh when you shit your pyjamas. So long as you are alone, which I was thankfully. No more incidents today hurray!

Pseudo sac just means they can't see the embryo La - that doesn't mean it isn't there. Could still just be very tiny, esp if you are much earlier in the preg than you thought.

popz you sound knowledgeable about this and I like these positive thoughts going to go with those, thank you!

gaggia i shat my pants on a school trip once when I was 9. Took them off and hid them behind a loo. Poor person who found them!

Did your day get better?

Thanks for my sharted jarma well wishes viroids!

Ironically I had workmen out to do some work on my bathroom today so I went to my exDPs house with D D to use his facilities which he found hilarious.

la, fingers, toes and eyes all crossed that you've just got a shy one there, hiding from the spotlight.
gaggia.. Oh dear, bless your cottons! I've a dicky tummy too these past few days. Went to the throne and on wiping it was bright red. Well, as you can imagine I was in defcon 1 panic mode! Turns out of eaten too many beetroot crisps the days before.
Man I paid for it tho.. Got myself a nice new pile for the efforts.
Yuck!

Anyone baking for macmillan tomorrow? I've done some elephants feet and a spiced treacle loaf.
Can't wait to just eat cake all day.

Well a gal needs the extra 300 calories a day huh!

Speaking of which, I may be being anxious again so tell me if IABU (nicely tho, I'm a delicate flower), but anyone whose passed the 29 week mark, did your little hitchhiker start to make less strong movements?
We've still got kicks (nudges, jabs, headbutts and judo chops) but I thought I'd see elbows etc by new?

Any ideas? I'm counting kicks, all gong well, just have an oddly unsettling feeling about something or nothing.

Big hugs lala, you're doing great. Wishing you all the luck in the world tomorrow.

Min you can start to feel as if the movements aren't so big when baby gets too big to turn much anymore. You won't necessarily see body parts poking out at that stage. I think if you are still getting lots of movement, most likely all is fine but I also always think trust your gut and if you're concerned, phone midwife.

I also have a dodgy tummy thanks to antibiotics. Haven't quite shit myself yet though...

I found less jabby movements, more big churney movements from 30 weeks or so. I've not seen anything discernible poking out! I'd say so long as you're feeling movement regularly, it's all good

Oh no there's a lot of dodgy tummys! I hope everyone feels better soon!

I had the new child and his parents round this evening- they loved it and want to send him, but they'll be giving up a nursery space elsewhere to send him here and I feel so so guilty being pregnant and not telling them. So I've text totally unprofessional but I can't not, it would be starting on an uneven untrusting level and I would feel awful so that's that one probably out of the window!

They've text back and still want me to have him I feel so much better now, I'm not cut out for hiding things!

Yay! Good karma to you That's great, you'd have felt guilty otherwise.

Hooray lauren what a relief for you!

Oh man I sharted in the shower!

Aaaaanyway, nice one Lauren where in the world are you? I've got a little ginger firecracker I can send to you to mind.

gaggia you should get a poo cup. Like a moon cup but for poo

PS thank you so much for having the shits today. You've cheered me up no end!

Great news Lauren!

I'm glad Gaggia keeps shutting herself and cheering La up!

How're you feeling La? Have you had anymore pain or bleeding at all? Xxx

No pain, no bleeding. Still apparently pregnant. If I go on to have this baby it'll be bloody good at hide and seek!

I hate the Internet. Dr Google is a dick. I have a beige discharge and all I can read is horror stories.

Lol at poo cup! Hope your arse gets better soon gaggia

lauren that's great news and now you don't need to be worried over what might happen when you tell them, coz they know! :)

la fingers are still crossed, I think hide and seek champion sounds great!

kato lots of people have different discharges when pg, if you're a bit itchy may be the start of thrush? Can be very common?

kato don't panic. Brown is ok and quite normal. Get off google it's evil. As long as no pain it should be nothing to worry about. If you are worried or it gets heavier or red contact gp x

At shit cup and shafting in the shower! At least you could wash it straight off gaggia!

I'm up north gaggia, send your little firecracker to me! DD will boss them into submission

Don't panic Kato and back away from google! Isn't discharge supposed to go all weird and thick and yellow at some point? Sure I've read this somewhere?

Sharting not shafting

at shower shafting! Freudian slip Lauren? Great that the parents still want you to have him

I've had all varieties of discharge. Rainbow knickers (if rainbows varied from white to brown and all shades in between...) and even pant snot. I thought it was normal

I'm so frickin tired. Thought I'd be getting some second tri bounce by now. I've found a local-ish NCT yoga class - held in john lewis! Does it get more middle class than that?

Rainbow knickers? Shower sharting? I leave you lot alone for five minutes!!

Seriously gaggia what have you been eating!? Hope your arse plugs up soon!

Yay good for you Lauren

I've FINALLY bought some new bras... good God it was needed. Got thoroughly bollocked by the bra fitter for still being in underwire... oops. So now I have some very unattractive wire free bras but they feel like clouds

Keep that positive head on La xxx

I'm still in underwired most of the time too popz. Nowhere near as big as I was last time.

I have to go swimming tomorrow. Hope I don't do 'a gaggia' in the pool...

I've gone up a back size and that's it. I've not been properly comfy in a bra for weeks! So it was an expensive but necessary trip.