Kittywits, your mum sounds nearly as bad as mine, I'll keep you upto date on some of the horrendous things she says as she says them, love to hear yours as well, makes me laugh and good to know I'm not the only one who has a horrible insensitive mother that only seems to be able to make me feel inadequate.
One of her classics - I got married 8 months pregnant, I wore a floaty top and trousers, she did my top up and I asked her 'so, how do I look?', expecting my mother on my wedding day to tell me I looked beautiful whatever, the words that came out of her mouth were 'oh well, that's the best we can do' , !
aaah, that's as far as I can manage reading for now... boss keeps walking past my desk!