We have fire in our bellies, we're incubating our little Penis Dragons. Thread 2

[PolytheneGirl]

New thread for all the nutty graduates of the Penis Dragon Busses.

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All you need to do Retro is faint, just once, they'll let you have whatever you want!

Oh yeah.... No symptoms except the runs! Maybe I have ibs?

Poly you should defo be thankful, for no symptoms and the runs! I've now got constipation and I'd much rather go back to the runs

I'm just a bit worried that the symptoms may have stopped because something is wrong. Still 2+3 till 12 wks.

Apparently, star, the only fans we're allowed are the extortionate Dyson ones with no blades. Or you could just tell the kids not to unscrew the protective cage and stick their fingers in it

poly, if it carries on like this I may well end up having to tell work early when I pass out on a child! I've got a thermometer I'm going to put up just out of interest, was stifling today, could cheerfully have curled up for a nap!

My BF has just bought one of they baby dopplers for listening to her baby's heart, I think I might get one in the next couple of weeks, she's only 9 + 3 I think and she picked up baby's heartbeat already, amazing

Oh, and I know symptoms are meant to ease off by 14 weeks, you're probably just hitting that early.

DH is on his way home with two CB digis and two Sainsbo's own. Excited for a 'pregnant 1-2'! I'm bursting to tell someone, even with you lot. He must be about to pop! I've said we'll tell my mum when they come up in half term, then we can tell DSIL and BIL after that. That's it! MIL seems a little wobbly at the moment (depressive) and I don't want to worry her unnecessarily.

That's amazing Linda. I know someone who has one, she's due in 10 weeks or so. Maybe she'd lend it to me

Bid up a friends CB ovulation monitor last week, but forgot about it on the last day. I was going to buy it!

My BF said I could use hers but I don't fancy getting my fat gut out infront of her, lol

So glad im not the only one thats bloated!! I was the same with going to the toilet too much to now - nothing!! Gaviscon is my best friend!!!

I was wondering about these Doppler thingys, there's a fairly cheap Angelcare one I saw somewhere. But mw last time advised me against it in case we didn't manage to locate hb (as opposed to there not bring one) and worry unnecessarily...mmh. I might just do it anyway?

retro I SWEAR it was at least 32 degrees in my classroom this afternoon. I'm in the top (3rd) floor and felt like vomming all the way through my double Y10 class, it was the longest ever lesson (and that was just for the teacher!!) definitely getting a thermometer.

Oh crap I forgot the prune juice from Tesco! Despite the bad gas and the bloating there was very little toilet triumph this evening.

Congrats on your little heartbeat Linda! Really pleased everything is okay for you.

Excited to hear how Sazzles's scan was now!

DH made me walk through the baby paraphernalia section in Tesco. He's obsessed with prams already.

Yes Sazzle, where are you? Pink or blue??

Yay for alcohol free beer!! Perfect!!

Well DH has just pissed me right off. I was wearing a nice floaty, loose, hang from the boob style shit today, coupled with some low rise black jeans worn under my bump. I thought I looked quite nice and well covered. DH just told me, after we had visit my mom on the way back from the school run, "oh yeah, I could really see your bump earlier!"

I've got the rage back!

Sorry ladies busy day! All fine at the scan thanks so much for asking. We are team blue! Another boy. I always knew I'd be mum to boys so couldn't be happier, our ds is just such a sweetheart I'm hoping for another the same! Ds is a bit miffed tho, he wanted a little sis! Oh well gives us an excuse to go for no3 ;-)

Oh dear Poly, men always know what to say don't they? :p Also, isn't it after 9 weeks the placenta takes over? Might explain the lack of symptoms?

Well done Sazzle my DS (3.9yo) keeps telling me he wants a little sister too. He doesn't even know I'm pg. I don't think we're planning on finding out though and I'll just have to tell him you don't get a choice lol.

Treacle you have just put my mind at rest! I'm off to google now.... Thanks How are you feeling?

Congrats sazzle!!! :)

Better than I did earlier thanks. Just feel there may be more to come.

Better than I did earlier thanks. Just feel there may be more to come.

Men! Poly your outfit sounds lovely and I'm sure it was.

treacle, hope you're ok? Did you get spoilt?

Men! Poly your outfit sounds lovely and I'm sure it was.

treacle, hope you're ok? Did you get spoilt?

Yay sazzle team blue all the way, I think I'll be having another boy, don't think I'd know what to do with a girl now, lol. Oh and not to burst your bubble but it's true what people say! You never get 2 the same, my ds1 was the perfect baby, ds2 however was sent to me straight from hell I think, lol

I'm thinking this one may be a girl just because this pg feels so different from my last, iykwim? Mind you by the time I felt DS move I was pretty sure he was going to be a boy. Maybe I'll get a more definite feeling in a few weeks?!

I did thank you mademoiselle :)
I just really hope I'm past the worst of it all.