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We have fire in our bellies, we're incubating our little Penis Dragons. Thread 2

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PolytheneGirl · 17/05/2014 17:05

New thread for all the nutty graduates of the Penis Dragon Busses.

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RetroHippy · 28/05/2014 20:53

I've just eaten the. Best. Omelette. Potato, mushroom, carrot, spinach, ham, cheddar and mozzarella. Yum!

That's half a dozen eggs in two days. That's fine, right? I'm getting my protein in Grin

I figure I'd better cram in the goodness while I'm not suffering from sickness.

Went to register with the MW today after the receptionist at my GP didn't seem to know what she was doing Hmm. Had to do a test at the surgery, stupidly was nervous on case it came out negative, despite the 7+ tests I've done Blush

Bfp though. Obviously Grin I'm now on the form and the mw will be in touch Tuesday. Exciting!

PolytheneGirl · 28/05/2014 21:07

Ooooh Retro that sounds so yummy! I can't believe you had to poas at the surgery! I've had my booking appointment and everything and no one has seen any evidence of my upduffed status!

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RetroHippy · 28/05/2014 21:15

I felt really awkward. Didn't help that I peed on the label that the receptionist then peered at to check I'd got my name on Blush

But at least it's a free POAS!!!

Feels more real now it's official. And the more people that know, the more exciting it is. Even if that's just the ladies on reception at the GPs Grin

fancyacupoftea · 28/05/2014 21:30

Honestly, it was so weird being in the maternity clinic thing at the hospital today. Proper preggos everywhere - I felt like a right outsider!
Congratulations on your omelette Retro! And your BFP of course.
I cracked and had salt and vinegar crisps.

PolytheneGirl · 28/05/2014 21:31

Just saw this and thought I'd share it. Slight disclaimer though, I have no idea if it's actually true!

We have fire in our bellies, we're incubating our little Penis Dragons. Thread 2
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RetroHippy · 28/05/2014 21:31

You are a proper Preggo fancy!

EnglishGirlsReturned · 28/05/2014 21:33

Hey Ladies! Smile

Glad you've finally got an appointment Poly, YAY!!. Try not to worry. I think seeing so many mc and mmc really makes it more real that at this stage our little beans are very delicate. In honesty after my mc, seeing so many people go through it really makes me anxious. To the point that I've thought about stepping away until I reach 12 weeks. But then I'll miss you guys! This early stage is a real roller coaster!!

Linda - Glad to see the pain has settled and the bleeding is less. Hopefully it'll bugger off completely over night.

I've just been for dinner and eaten sooo much! I feel so full and bloated!!

PolytheneGirl · 28/05/2014 21:36

Fancy when I went for my booking appointment I felt like a naughty school girl! I have no idea why, it's not even my first! Obviously you're a proper preggo. I think it feels more real after you've had a scan and you know for sure it's a real baby bean!

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RetroHippy · 28/05/2014 21:38

How the actual fuck am I hungry again?! I just ate an omelette the size of a dinner plate. I feel empty again just after I've eaten. Guess I'd rather this than chucking up daily.

PolytheneGirl · 28/05/2014 21:40

English I was feeling the same so I've stepped back from the December thread for a bit (3mc already this week). So I'm mainly sticking with you guys as I love you and a smaller crowd I just feel is better. I like all the other chit-chat we have too. It's ALL pg related over there.

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fancyacupoftea · 28/05/2014 21:45

Oooh that's interesting Poly! Can't quite believe it doesn't make a marmite on toast suggestion though!

English I completely get what you mean. Spending a lot of time on here becomes quite a big emotional investment and it's hard not to take worry away when sad things are happening to others. If you do decide to take time out though, just let us know otherwise we'll worry!

PolytheneGirl · 28/05/2014 21:47

Anybody know any remedies for painful trapped wind? I'm dying here! I'd pay good money for a massive trump right now

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fancyacupoftea · 28/05/2014 21:48

Retro try drinking a shitload - it might be thirst not hunger. I've been having the post-dinner hunger though too. I've already had 2 snacks since my dinner.

fancyacupoftea · 28/05/2014 21:49

Peppermint tea Poly! If you haven't got any, try sitting on the floor on your knees and bending forward so your elbows and shins are on the floor with bum in the air. Then wiggle around a bit!

fancyacupoftea · 28/05/2014 21:49

I'm posting too much, tell me to bog off

PolytheneGirl · 28/05/2014 21:49

Fancy I'm sure we are sharing cravings! That's the first think I HAVE to eat everyday to stop me from feeling sick! Marmite has folic acid in, so maybe that's it?

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PolytheneGirl · 28/05/2014 21:52

Heehee Fancy my friend calls that "the poo position" and when she's nervous she does it and then has a PPP (pre performance poo)

I'm giggling and DH is looking at me suspiciously.

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RetroHippy · 28/05/2014 21:52

Ugh. I tried marmite on toast the other day. Not a success.

fancy, I'm now chugging a pint of water. Will see if that helps. if not I'll just go and finish the pack of ham in the fridge

lindamagoo · 28/05/2014 21:53

You are making me want marmite on toast and I don't have any, actually I've never even tried it, hmmmm might pop that on Fridays shopping list and give it a go Smile

fancyacupoftea · 28/05/2014 22:00

Hahahhaa Linda that's a big risk for someone who hasn't grown up on the wonderful brown goo! Can't wait to hear your reaction!

Mmmmm ham.

Retro was going to ask you where you're watching all the old OBEMs? Are they up somewhere?

Poly DO THE POO POSITION!!! Trrrruuuuuummmmppppp

RetroHippy · 28/05/2014 22:02

They're on 4OD. We've got the app on the iPad but I think you can get it online? Currently catching up on series 3.

CallingAllEngels · 28/05/2014 22:03

Last week marmite and toast was getting me through the day.

This week it's cornflakes and lots of milk. I am also ridiculously thirsty may have something to do with the takeaway I just ate

I've been having a bit of doom as well english . Threads like this are cosier and you also don't get swamped in all the people. There are so many people it can be hard to remember everyone and I'm sure no one remembers me on them.

lindamagoo · 28/05/2014 22:04

Hehe, yep it will probably make me throw up but I'll give it a go anyway. I'm away for an early night, been a long, stressful day

EnglishGirlsReturned · 28/05/2014 22:06

Pre- performance poo!! Thats brilliant!!

Linda - how have you not tried marmite!! The trick is don't put too much on! Less is more in my opinion.

I don't think I will step away, at least not from here. Might just give the Jan thread a wide berth and just pop in now and then.

fancyacupoftea · 28/05/2014 22:08

group hug