Oh shire I am suffering major chocolate withdrawal now! In Spain NO SHOPS are open on Sundays, we have nothing sweet in the house and I've gone a bit mad as a result!!
I heard the Semen thing but only on Michael Mackintyre so didn't take too much note. In any case not sure it's worth it, however fed up I am with being pregnant!
Aw GT I wish my Doctor was as polite as yours, he just laughs and says it outright "you are very fat!" The thing is I'm NOT! I have put on a lot, but I'm still half the size as he is!
I asked DH to google the longest human pregnancy ever, and it came out as over a YEAR. Gad blimey!