May 2014

[OrangeMochaFrappucino]

Ok, I can't see a May thread in here so I guess I will start one! According to the NHS due date calculator my EDD is actually 30th April but I think that makes me more likely to be having a May baby anyway!

Am feeling very tentative about starting this thread as I had a mc in June and it's very early days for this one but...anyone want to come and chat through these nerve-wracking first few days?

Stag do for a week???!! You should escape to a spa for a week when he comes back!!!!

Poor you NannyPlum... who yes, I think should be PM.....

Can we offer you cake?
Perhaps when In Laws come tomorrow you could hide behind the sofa?

On the Positive side though... think of the things you COULD get up to while DP is gone..... why not fill the house with cats.... or paint the walls pink? When my DH was away I made all the icons on his computer into burgers and his desktop wallpaper into bacon. It WAS hilarious... He couldn't work out if he was angry or hungry.. and it took him ages to find the icon to get him on the internet to complain to his friends Mwah hahaahahahaaaaa......

I am sure you could get up to mischief.... perhaps your 2 year old could help - might cheer the poor mite up!! xxhugsxx

ROFL Chip We both offered Cake!!

ThePFJ is from Monty Python.... The People's Front of Judea

Thanks

If it's a girl: Juliette, after my grand mother.

And then, could be British, German, French or American. If we're lucky maybe we can even pick 2

PFJ if I didn't know you were pregnant, I might suspect you'd had a drink tonight.

I don't drink... I just PLOT.

Love Monty Python hehehe

Well it is your cake im offering out as you kindly brought it to the party

Just done the chinese thing said im having a girl my mum said today she thought i might have a girl and i had a dream i might have a girl so that be amazing if i did even more excited im never going to sleep tonight am i

I drink lots, but only water and herbal tea

Yay for Juliette its a beautiful name...... and I like British and French... who doesn't like the idea of a house in France for your holidays!!

And Yay for loving Monty Python.....

Maybe I should consider Monty as a boys name LOL!! Or Dinsdale......

How about Brian ?

But he's not the Messiah. He's a VERY naughty boy........

Yes yes to Brian

BUT what if he tries to steal MY juniper bushes!!!!????

All will be chaos!!!!
(screams and goes for a lie down)

Or Launcelot

I want a scientist in the family.... so Bedivere. Perhaps he'll make me a giant wooden rabbit.....
As long as he doesn't taunt me for a second time......
Isn't 'Sir Not Appearing In This Film' a baby face in a knights armour?

LMHO oh my sides hurt

You girls are awesome company.... I am so glad we are on this thread together!!!!

More cake!!

And tea please

Om nom nom nom!!! Tea and cake..... Can we have ickle cakes with grail shaped beacons on them??!!

Oh im to fat allready no more cake tonight can't see my feet cauz of my boobs are so big, when i go back to work i will have to tell them i had boob job done hehehe and im so glad everyone is soooo friendley makes this so much fun

I had to do it now: Chinese predictor says it's a girl

Well if they got grail shaped beacons on them i have to have one can i dunk it in me tea

We need another colum on spreadsheet guess genda oh getting tired cant spell sorry

Enjoy the rest if the party, I'm off for now. Night night

Woooooo Juliette it is then!! Definately French-British

Don't worry about your waistline Chip... I am sure if you grab a mirror we can see our feet.... that will do.... and I bet the girls at work will be jealous of your boobs

You're on fire tonight thanks for a great evening, you made me laugh

Yay!!! Right time to turn in then.... I'll be sniggering in my sleep....
Night night lovely girls!!!!!
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See you at breakfast for more smirking..... xxx