Morning all!
Went to my cousins birthday party last night at 8pm - just to show my face and have 1 coke. Ended up getting back at 12.30!! Was sat in the pub getting the most uncomfortable pains ever, thought I may have had to call an ambulance as I was the ONLY one sober, apart from the bar staff and little 7 yr old kids!
Got home, came to bed with the logic that if I couldn't sleep then it would be labour and would call an ambulance. Woke up an hour later for a wee and pain had vanished 
DP came to bed at 5.30 this morning. My brother came back with us so they carried on the drinking session downstairs and watched the inbetweeners.
Needless to say, in his state he jumped on me
we DTD, I couldnt be assed to get up so fell back asleep bearing his love juice and all...Woke up at 7.30 with what I thought was my waters, but no, was just the remains
tmi sorry!
Am having niggles again though!