Garden OMG! How can you still even move? You have got 2 seriously healthy but heavy babies in there, well done you 
Catbag Sorry but I giggled a bit a the mean male midwife and your poor tired confused husband 
Ah Daisy I was surprised that they were letting you home, you know you are in the right place as things can turn nasty with pre-eclampsia very, very quickly. Just get loads of stuff to keep you occupied and if you get mega p'd off, see if they will let you go to the restaurant with DP even for half an hour just to break the monogamy.
Baby won't let me do anything tonight. Can't lie down, I get shooting pains right across my fanjo then braxton hicks, doesn't like me sitting in any position as the shooting pains and aching start after about 10 minutes and standing up is just hard work after a while. So I'm just wandering around like a nomad.
Saw my friend today who had 2.5 weeks left. She waddled, well actually, she dragged her feet over to me in the playground and just stood there looking like the most miserable person ever, all I could do was laugh as I know exactly how she felt she also really looked like shit poor thing. This one is her third and last she says.