cori - am v. 
but not surprised at your employer. The more mums I speak to the more I realise how common it is. I was very naive when I had DS, although I knew I would struggle to do my job part time, my employer was underhand and started to cut me out of meetings that involved me, employed a replacement for me without telling me - you get the picture.... I was constructively dismissed basically.
Compo agree with Tassis - I have hardly bought any maternity tops - just the longer tops (that people are wearing with skinny jeans at the mo), a couple from topshop, H&M and TKmaxx.
I have pasted this in someone sent me - I thought it was funny and would make you all smile - it is very long though:
I AM A TODDLER
If it is on, I must turn it off.
If it is off, I must turn it on.
If it is folded, I must unfold it.
If it is a liquid, it must be shaken, then spilled.
If it a solid, it must be crumbled, chewed or smeared.
If it is high, it must be reached.
If it is shelved, it must be unshelved.
If it is pointed, it must be run with at top speed.
If it has leaves, they must be picked.
If it is plugged, it must be unplugged.
If it is not trash, it must be thrown away.
If it is in the trash, it must be removed,
inspected, and thrown on the floor.
If it is closed, it must be opened.
If it does not open, it must be screamed at.
If it has drawers, they must be rifled.
If it is a pencil, it must write on the refrigerator,
monitor, or table.
If it is full, it will be more interesting emptied.
If it is empty, it will be more interesting full.
If it is a pile of dirt, it must be laid upon.
If it is stroller, it must under no circumstances
be ridden in without protest.
It must be pushed by me instead.
If it has a flat surface, it must be banged upon.
If Mommy's hands are full, I must be carried.
If Mommy is in a hurry and wants to carry me,
I must walk alone.
If it is paper, it must be torn.
If it has buttons, they must be pressed.
If the volume is low, it must go high.
If it is toilet paper, it must be unrolled on the
floor.
If it is a drawer, it must be pulled upon.
If it is a toothbrush, it must be inserted into MY
mouth.
If it has a faucet, it must be turned on at full
force.
If it is a phone, I must talk to it.
If it is a bug, it must be swallowed.
If it doesn't stay on my spoon,
it must be dropped on the floor.
If it is not food, it must be tasted.
If it IS food, it must not be tasted.
If it is dry, it must be made wet with drool,
milk, or toilet water.
If it is a car seat, it must be protested with arched
back.
If it is Mommy, it must be hugged.
I am toddler