The PESH Deli - No ESH left behind

[PerfectDromedary]

I have opened the virtual gin, found the Desperate Romantics and am about to start playing I've Never. Who's with me?

Fanks cuntster am going to pay it due respect and read after X Factor.

Hallo PESHters. I am finally back home from Oop North. And I managed not to puke on the Pendolino home, I think going first class home was just the ticket. And the McDonalds cheeseburger. So wrong, but so right.

Am now waiting for veggie curry to cook. Feed me.

moo I thought you were going to say after you'd given birth

Talking of old, is Aiden too young for me?

Cunty, 'twas a lovely report. Am even more terrified of birth than ever, mind, but it was lovely. You sounded so calm and collected. I'll probably be screaming for an entire body epidural at the first BH!

Is iz here moo no baybees being laid yet.

Just PMSL at the spray tan fred. Oh my oh my.

Cunts plz to send me article too. Very intrigued.

Moo sorry to hear about the measurement (tum tum not boobs). Let's meet up in the week to discuss further for now I AM ON FUCKING MATERNITY LEAVE! very pleased about this although I had a week form hell getting here.

Today I have been lugging beds about - well not actually true but I have been barking orders and cleaning bedrooms and stuff. Got baby stuff from loft and realised our mosses basket is naff so traipsed to John Lewis to get another and the selection was piss poor. Came home with nothing for baybee but got a new tea pot. FFS the baybee is not going to drink tea! In fact I don't really drink tea either

Anyway, Gin excellent news on the boy and sorry to others feeling the vom!

Twinks very big congratulations! Looking forward to having you in these parts!

Mr C asked why my hair was all different colours. Tis because I need my roots doing desperately. I have therefore book in for half head for Wednesday. According to my scan at 32 weeks my baby already has a lot of hair so maybe it will come out with blonde hi-lights..

I am about to order one of those bras moo, ta for the tip.

well that was fun wasn't it?!

Cher Lloyd looks like a heroin addict - she needs a good wash. And Aiden looks like Mr bloody Rochester. But quite good I spose.

Cunty a-mazing. Words fail me really. Epic and amazing, girl done fucking good. I hope I do half as well as that. I'm still working on my bowling ball equivalent. Was that pre planned?

okie x post. yay for maternity leave. Bras also in Pretty Preggers if you want ASAP. M&P online for basket and we can go to Westfield as well if you fancy it.

Men have no idea about hair. Although mine insists on going to trendy salon for £40 hair cut. I can't moan considering obscene cost to do mine, but still.

Nail on head re Cher.

Aiden is all a bit emotional- non?

Belle Amie- frigging awful. Terrible.

Also is it me or are all the judges being a bit too nice and PC? Very dull dull dull.

ML is just the best fing EVAH.

Tues I did enjoy Reading your report. Particularly loved the texts to the Doula. Total respect for the G&A only.

Moo for some reason I can't pay for my over the shoulder bolder holder on that site? It doesn't seem to work. Will try again tomorrow or just head to pretty preggers. I ordered basket from mamas and papas as you advised. I am proud to have finally bought something for this baybeeee.

I am off to bed-ford-shire, tres knackered.

moo no, not pre-planned. Just came to me on the spur like.

Thanks for all positive words. Made me a bit tearful to read it again. In a DHB kind of way obv. scorps no shame in an epi, if that's what you want. Just to say that if anyone is v serious about minimal medical intervention it can be done by mind over matter.

Michael Cera really let me down this evening.

Also, had forgotten about fucking heartburn acid indigestion bollocks. That's a packet of gaviscon a day till the gentle sneeze then...

cunty I ain't read it yet. Sleep now, will read in morning.

I'll join you Gin. I can't bear these kind of shows. I have a glass of red wine, a bar of chocolate and am watching brave girls on feisty horses jumping a 7ft wall!

okie if the JL Moses baskets didn't work for you, Mamas and Papas has loads of different ones, if you have a store near you.

box what were you watching!???

Tears before 8am...not a sign of a good day :(

oh dear, gin - yours, or someone else's?

HOYS Puissance on Eurosport. Ellen Whittaker and Tina Fletcher both fab!

'fraid I'm not a horsey lass either box!

thanks med. mine... Am just so tired this morning and my hormones have gone dooolally bonkers. Mooch has taken this as a cue to be a hyperactive nutjob, and I CAN'T COPE!!!

Mr gin has just made us breakfast in bed tho which was very sweet. And he is taking moochy swimming later so I plan to have a kip then. I just hate feeling like this, like stew it is just not like me and it is just a bit overwhelming. And it makes me feel soooo mean when I am short tempered with moo... Although he is really putting the effort in to break me this morning :)

Glad MrGin is around to take Mooch out and give you some rest.

gin/boxer I've never watched those shows either - checked my fb this morning and nearly every.single.brit was talking about x-factor. [shrug]

silver A long thin one is sometimes better than a short fat one.

Fanks for the welcome back PESHies! Don't feel pregnant at all so doesn't yet feel real.

That's no good Gin, poor you. I also have a hyperactive nut job who is currently jumping up and down on my bed throwing marbles at me. They're not the easy things to deal with at the best of times but when pregnancy hormones take over I'm sure it must be a bit overwhelming. Hope you manage a good long nap this afternoon.

My FB is like that today too, Alpine

I do watch Strictly though.

I cannot imagine being pregnant with another child to look after and am full of awe for those of you doing it.

Cunty I would very much like to read the epic as well. If I get to use the birthing centre there are no drugs on offer except gas & air.

I have a very scratchy throat today. It is either a cold developing, or the copious vomiting on the train yesterday. I do not recommend puking on trains, and am slightly impressed that I managed to go with the sway and not direct puke all over the floor.