Good luck banana hope it doesn't drag out too long 
I've had a terrible afternoon. I went to see my Nanna, and found my useless lump of a DSis (the one who refused to look after my parents' dog) parked on the sofa munching Nanna's food. 
Bearing in mind she'd blagged that she couldn't take Toby as she was "working most of the weekend"
(He needs letting out twice a day, other than that, he sleeps all day long. Yup. He's a real big inconvenience...)
Then she text me 1st thing yesterday saying not to bother picking her and her 2 DSs up for church as she didn't feel well, thinking she had a cold coming on
... I was 95% sure she was blagging it anyway, but it's her choice, and it's one less thing for me to worry about, so I wasn't too bothered.
But then to walk into my 85yr old Nanna's 24 hours later and find her shacked up there, eating as if there's no tomorrow, and there's nothing wrong with her that a shower and shampoo wouldn't fix... (I swear she's allergic to hot water) OMG... if her kids hadn't been there, and if Nanna's next-door neighbour hadn't been there, I really would have flattened her.
I only stayed 5 mins, but I honestly wanted to deck her in said 5 mins. I came so close!
And now, since coming home and letting off steam to DH, I've had a bad backache, and intermittant contractions, and lots of pressure and pain between my legs... I really don't want Fidge to make an appearance yet :(
Please, just wait 2 more days!