of all the baby names, in all the years of mumsnet baby name threads. THIS is the best one yet

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here

lol lol lol lol.

I don't have a problem with Amethyst for a boy - it's kind of the context really. Rose Quartz just sounds like they've been reading the Argos catalogue for inspiration...

shit - i'd better move out of London - it's no place to be bringing up children!!

that poor baby....

OMG! I thought the article was a joke to begin with - WTF are they trying to do to the poor child!! Look at the expression on the kids face " I'm sooooo divorcing this pair of pricks when I'm 16"! Unbelievable

Rayn Ryan - yes, it really is the worst name in the history of the world!

But there's a missed opportunity, he should have called him Arny...Amethyst Arny. This has really made me laff , love it ))

am guessing the amethyst will sit well with his 'lavendar' mum!

Oh my god, I just looked at the pho'o of the loving family again (can't sleep) and I'm sorry, just look how he's positioned behind her...

lol lol lol

ladyboy!

sorry but nearly did wet myself especially at the comment about divorcing the pair of pricks, so true!

This thread has made me laugh so hard my glands ache.

Amethyst Brilliant. Not quite a precious stone, just semi precious!

I nearly wet myself then.

He looks more feminine that she does!

This thread has made me snort with laughter! I can just imagine the look on his face when he had his 'eureka' moment with his anagram!

I wonder if he'll always introduce his son as 'Rayn-it's-an-anagram-of-Ryan', just incase anyone misses it?!

Bless.

This thread has made me laugh a lot.

Rayn Ryan has got to be a wind-up.

And yes i thought he was gay too.

Just read this thread and trully did PMSL at Norbill. That really is the funniest most tragic thing I have read on here in a long time!

HAHAHAHA!

"it's an anagram"

errr... thanks Lee, I'll be chuckling for weeks

Oh yes MRC, I kept laughing out loud at Norbill whilst getting ready for bed last night!

This thread really is the best thing I've read for ages!

OMG WTF indeed. i was the same, saw amethyst and thought GIRL, but no, and Rayn Lee, you are all so right. What an ego! Poor kid. Surely this is abuse of some kind!

Have only just discovered this thread and have smudged all my eye make up reading it with tears pouring down my face - thank you all of you and Lee Ryan, it's hilarious!