of all the baby names, in all the years of mumsnet baby name threads. THIS is the best one yet

[dirtygertiefromnumber30]

here

lol lol lol lol.

or perhaps Club Rayn

gawd bless him!

you could not make it up!

Is it April 1st? Do you think he thought it was April 1st? Is it possible for someone that dumb to function?

That's a fair few questions lol i am amazed fairly speechless and it doesn't happen often..

Rayn Ryan lol. What a joke.

And Amethyst is a bit girly.

Oh jees this is priceless. I think I speak for most when I say 'what were they thinking?'

That poor child.

At first I read Amethyst and assumed they'd had a girl. Then I saw it was a wee boy, but misread it as Ryan Lee Amethyst Ryan. Now see it's Rayn. That's much better.......

Pmsl, this has made me chuckle

Surely if they had a girl they should give it a boys name to make up for giving their son a girls one

Seriously, what are the chances of two people that thick meeting and falling in love with each other?

Mind you, David Bowie's son was called Zowie. He is now called Joe. Wonder why?

an anagram?
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Oh, yeah, I GEDDIT!
Took me a while, though.

what an absolute twunt

Just forwarded this to my friend and she said

'That is funny, I love the way the mums are so bitchy'

hehehe!!

I thought he was gay

I think he is saying it's an anagram because everyone possibly will believe he's stupid enough to have misspelled it and the poor child should've been called Ryan.

If he wanted a precious stone reference couldn't he have chosen Lapis, Garnet, Alexandrite or Zircon?

God where are her brains as well for agreeing to it

OMFG they obv are completely on another planet

"On seeing him come out, I think I went into a bit of shock."

this reminds me of my poor cousin, whose name is both his parents names mixed together

norma and william = Norbill

i swear to god

i really really think they are going to regret this

her especially

why couldnt they have called him Sam after her?

Norbill

Rofl. It just can't be true.

Rayn Ryan go away etc or is the rhyme too outdated now? Am thinking playground, but I imagine Princess T, Apple etc are above that...

what a cute little chap though, looks like he's thinking "wtf have I done to deserve this!"

It could have been worse:

Lane Rye
Lean Rye
Elan Rye
Learn Ye
Renal Ye
Earl Yen
Real Yen
Layer En

But is it as bad as this? I think not.

bleurgh

Worst name ever. But then Lee is the most stupid man on the planet.

ROTFLMAOOooooooooo 'an anagram of Ryan' PMSL

I am actually thinking poor NP's cousin's name is worse.

I came back on this thread to check again just incase I had a Bobby Ewing shower moment....

ROFL - Eunice, you are a star!

Norbill. Oh dear. I am very very open to all styles of parenting, and life living but everyone has a line in the sand and my line is at Norbill.

I do of course offer apologies for my 'dislike' to anyone out there called Norbill.....

Bronx Mowgli Wentz!!

ggod grief in a couple of years they might be welcoming

Ghetto Balloo Wentz

or maybe

seventh-avenue sher-khan Wentz

Thank you so much for that link FAQ

Percipitation, snoooooort.