of all the baby names, in all the years of mumsnet baby name threads. THIS is the best one yet

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lol lol lol lol.

Has no one picked up on 'Rayn?s everything that I?m working for. I can?t wait till he gets older, then I can teach him the guitar and piano and how to sing.'

This is the funniest article and I just can't get over the idea that it is an intelligent anagram by shifting two letters around. Loving it.

Thank you sooo much, this thread has made my day & I nearly did PMSL at this comment:-

"Seriously, what are the chances of two people that thick meeting and falling in love with each other?"

Fortunately the Year 12 & 13 students I am normally in charge of at this time of day are in the hall doing their mocks so I can LOL to my hearts content Fab.

that is hilarious! What a pair of chavs - sorry!

Poor baby, how will he ever live that down. There is something to be said about the German system of not allowing thick parents to chose such awful names.

ROFL at FAQ's link. Percipitation

Bugger there goes my pelvic floor again.

Jesus wept.

"It's an anagram of Ryan" - Really? thanks Lee! What a tit!!!!

Hahahahahahahahahahaha.

Oh dear, poor child - destined to be a perma-tanned, bleached blonde rubbish pop star

How do you say it?

Is it like Rain or a mispronunciation of Ryan? (Ray-on)

at least he gets to drop the amethyst part for day to day!

poor little fella

Ray-on. Toooooo close to Rave-on from Phoenix/Pheonix/[sp?] nights.

ROFL...the joy a simple naming can bring me. Really is a giggle. Bless 'em!

That baby clearly doesn't belong to them
they have orange skin and he is pink

pml at Elf comments.

Rose Quartz, ooh what about Cubic Zircona

PMSL @ CD.

My arse is he straight - he looks more like a lady than she does! Poor little bugger's asking to get bullied with tangoed parents like that.
Lordy @ Rose Quartz......

tragic, innit!
poor child, and amethyst for a boy too.. still, as he grows up, his name may come to be the least of his embarrassments!

This has cheered me up no end.

Priceless.

I don't think it goes far enough. There aren't any apostrophes or hyphens.

Ray'n Lee-(a)mur thist Ryan would ahve been better

Oh God, I think I've lost the will to live.

When skim reading the article I thought they were talking about a girl with that name until I got to the twonky bit about Rose Quartz. Surely Rose Sillicon Dioxide would be prettier and less of a name for an automaton?

silicon

The look of horror on the baby's face says it all.

Yeah it's a nice idea to use a name of a precious stone...for a GIRL!!! The poor boy is going to grow up with a serious complex!!

LOL Georgiesmum.

I think Lee should be doing the Countdown conundrums don't you. OK - here is one -

CAEK - an anagram of ....CAKE!!!

Carol Vorderman had better watch out...bet he can add single numbers too!

Hilarious! I don't reckon the anagram was deliberate - methinks they wanted to name him Ryan but forgot how to spell it.

oh my god i thought when i read amethyst that it must be a girl but no..... oh dear. rayn ryan, poor litle mite.

Well if, according to FAQ's link Rayn is a girl's name meaning 'Percipitation' let's save them from racking both brain cells next time round and suggest their daughter be called 'Percipitate Rain'.