of all the baby names, in all the years of mumsnet baby name threads. THIS is the best one yet

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lol lol lol lol.

lucky he wasn't into knitting or she may have been called Yarn Ryan

also slight LOL at Rose Quartz, though Rose Ryan is nicer than Rayn Ryan.

Duncan's baby is called Tiannie-Finn, oh my.....

wish they'd had a girl - at least Rose Quartz is mildly better than

My dc really are Florrie and Baby Pom

I am so horrified by this I have decided to leave the country.

What a pair of wankers.

They simply cannot have been serious about Rose Quartz. I mean seriously?

And can you imagine all those years and years of poor little Rayn having to spell his name over and over again to all and sundry? Beggars belief.

suppose if they were going for the Mineral Gemstones they could have had Rayn Jasper, or Rose Onyx

"Duncan's baby is called Tiannie-Finn"

maybe he has a love of sharks. His next child could be called Tabob-dorsal

or maybe Tubrian-Jaws

He is an absolute twonk. Wasn't it him who pronounced after 9/11 "but what about all the whales dying? That's what the would should care about."

yes squeaver, i believe he may be intellectually challenged.

fruitshootsandheaves.. brilliant name and lol @ your post!

They wanted a precious stone in there?? So why did they use a semi-precious stone?

It is almost as bad as Princess Tiiammi.

Tabob-dorsal? Now that is a lovely name!

I almost want to get pregnant again so I can use it too

LOL

Poor lad when he rings a call centre for his bank balance, the staff will keep him for hours....just laughing and getting him to repeat it on speakerphone.

am laughing out loud at this thread

thank you gertie. this has made my day

and the caffeine wash out has really helped my sinuses !!

aint Mn great !

Reading the whole article is like watching a Catherine Tate sketch I think.

I still read it though.

shame someone got there before him look at the authors name

At school when they took the register at the exams in front of the whole year they said all the middle names too, I was mortified but my middle name is Ann, I pity that child come exam time.

Lee can be a girls name too - Rayn Lee Amethyst, they're all girls names!! The poor child.

Dear Lord.
My first ever boyfriend's first and second names wee anagrams of each other.

They were at least real names though.

His parent's also named their house after the two kids - you know, combining the names?

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i know lulu - i just went into the kitchen to make a cup of tea, thought of the story, and just cracked up laughing. A proper belly laugh, tears in my eyes job. It's REALLY tickled me

Dont thank me. Thank Ryan and Rayn.