Worst name you have ever come across.

[Lemondrizzle4A]

Someone who loved Judge Dread was going to call child Dread. Thankfully was persuaded otherwise.

We always refer to that product as Bust-the-pan, after somebody originally misheard it in a TV advert!

Lucifer

Heathcliff - heard on a cross channel ferry when the little darling was running away barging into everyone
Schyyannah - in play group. Poor kid will spend her life spelling it.
Thunder and Lightening - twins again in playgroup.
Ophelia Balls - real person in a village near where I used to live. Why, just why.
Galaxxie
Candida - girl at work, quickly changed her name in her teens.

I just cannot stand the made up names. an evening watching american football is a real eyeopener literally some of the most ridiculous names. As soneone whose maiden name had an unusual spelling I can tell you what an absolute pain in the arse it is to have to spell your surname every single time you use it. why dont these parents think of this?

Well Adelaide the city was named after Queen Adelaide. But I suppose today it's practically extinct as a name.

Or Hayleighy

Valentina was in the top 50 girls names in the US last year - number 41, between Lucy and Leilani.

Thunder and Lightning 🤣

I won’t say the name, but a girl named after one of the female leads of a fantasy show. The character had not finished her development arc when the child was named and as such the child is now named after the villain. It’s a pretty name, but the moral of the story is make sure the show is finished before you name your child.

i feel most sorry for all those women called Alexa...

Let's go and visit him together, so we can ask him in person... I'll see you when you get there.

I like loads of these! Nothing wrong with most of them at all. Plus some are from other cultures.

They’re Irish names and both of them are actually pronounced Shawn

There was one of these in my DS's class.

I think the Welsh name Sion is pronounced the same way too

Me neither...
Virtually any initials could mean something to somebody, and absolutely nothing to 99.9% of the population.
I came across somebody with the initials DMI the other day. That is also an acronym for a technical term I used daily in a previous job. Didn't feel the need to point this out to the person.

What was the joke?

Not really fun if you consider its meaning in Cockney rhyming slang 😳

My daughter was at school with children called Digby, Angelfaith, and Silvercup.

Well there you go - it's all so subjective. I love Frances and would love to be called Frankie as a nick name.

Mungo Park was an 18th century explorer.

yes I know, that's why it's funny...

I know a little boy called Legend. I’d love to ask his mother what on earth she was thinking but have somehow managed to keep it zipped.

Wee girl called Isis.

Pony makes me think of Ponyboy Curtis in SE Hinton's "The Outsiders".

Diesel.

I remember thinking those women should have grounds to sue amazon…

I knew a toddler in 2017 called Alexa and then just in a matter of short time suddenly her name sounded ‘wrong’ and they had to start using nicknames for her.