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Worst name you have ever come across.

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Lemondrizzle4A · 11/02/2026 09:15

Someone who loved Judge Dread was going to call child Dread. Thankfully was persuaded otherwise.

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KnickerlessParsons · 14/02/2026 11:47

OMG my friends daughter is called “Annay”. I’d only seen it written in a text before I said it out loud to friend as Anaïs. Friend said that wasn’t her name and why did I think it was. When I told her about the dieresis she gave me a frosty “hmph”!

Teaandwater · 14/02/2026 11:49

Queenoftartts · 12/02/2026 23:39

I forgot about this one this has to be the worst I have come across Tierney. It doesn't look that bad written down but try saying it. I've heard some pronounce it Teeney.

It's an Irish surname. Tiernan would be a more popular choice in Ireland.

RafaFan · 14/02/2026 12:01

loislovesstewie · 14/02/2026 11:41

I had to advise a colleague that it wasn't said Anay! She insisted it was and was completely unaware that ' the 2 dots changed how it was pronounced' I had to say 2 dots as she didn't understand the term I used for that. ( diaereses) Or that the s was pronounced.

So how is Anais pronounced? (I can't work out how to do the two-dot thing on my phone).

Needmorelego · 14/02/2026 12:04

RafaFan · 14/02/2026 12:01

So how is Anais pronounced? (I can't work out how to do the two-dot thing on my phone).

I have always thought it was said "An-neye-is" but I have no clue if that's correct 😁
I don't think I have heard it said outloud. I have only read it.

Aluna · 14/02/2026 12:08

RafaFan · 14/02/2026 12:01

So how is Anais pronounced? (I can't work out how to do the two-dot thing on my phone).

Ana-eece

RafaFan · 14/02/2026 12:10

Needmorelego · 14/02/2026 12:04

I have always thought it was said "An-neye-is" but I have no clue if that's correct 😁
I don't think I have heard it said outloud. I have only read it.

I remember that hideous floral perfume Anais Anais that was the height of sophistication in the 80s/90s. It was always An-nay An-nay in our house!

Sparklinggreen · 14/02/2026 12:13

Balthazar
and used the nn Baz

couldnt believe it

loislovesstewie · 14/02/2026 12:16

It's ah-nah-eece. It's 3 separate sounds. I also met a woman who called her child Siobhan. Fine great name but she said it See-oh-ban. Hadn't realised she was using an Irish name, couldn't be bothered to check how to say it. That poor child!

Tonissister · 14/02/2026 12:18

Sparklinggreen · 14/02/2026 12:13

Balthazar
and used the nn Baz

couldnt believe it

I might know this person. Can there be two?

Needmorelego · 14/02/2026 12:32

Tonissister · 14/02/2026 12:18

I might know this person. Can there be two?

Balthazar isn't that unusual.
I am sure there's more than two out there 😁

marcyhermit · 14/02/2026 14:12

RafaFan · 14/02/2026 12:01

So how is Anais pronounced? (I can't work out how to do the two-dot thing on my phone).

The dots indicate the sounds are said separately, so like Zoë and Chloë are Zo-ee and Chlo-ee not rhyming with toe.
So Anaïs is Ana-eece, the a and the i are separate and not one 'ai' sound and the s is pronounced.

AntiqueBabyLoanSmurf · 14/02/2026 14:22

This may be controversial, but I think that if your whole family life, culture and heritage is based around using and mixing exclusively (or virtually) the English language and speakers of it, it's possibly unwise to give your child a name including characters or accents that are not part of the English language.

Names like Chloe and Zoe are well known enough as it is - you don't need to use the diaresis to primarily guide other people who probably don't know what that mark means anyway.

Lollylavender · 14/02/2026 14:58

Sparklinggreen · 14/02/2026 12:13

Balthazar
and used the nn Baz

couldnt believe it

It’s really not that unusual and certainly not ‘unbelievable’

igelkott2026 · 14/02/2026 15:36

RafaFan · 14/02/2026 12:10

I remember that hideous floral perfume Anais Anais that was the height of sophistication in the 80s/90s. It was always An-nay An-nay in our house!

Same :)

staringatthesun · 14/02/2026 15:38

Sparklinggreen · 14/02/2026 12:13

Balthazar
and used the nn Baz

couldnt believe it

I like the name Bakthazar, not keen on Baz as a diminutive though.

idontgetitdoyou · 14/02/2026 17:19

ABeerInTheSunshineMakesMeHappy · 13/02/2026 19:13

Yeah, as I said, I am aware of correct grammar, and the quote marks were added around ‘Destiny’ in my second post to try to separate the ‘s’ without using an apostrophe. Anyhow - boring discussion and nowt to do with original question.

Shouldn’t it be Destinies 🤣🤣

Needmorelego · 14/02/2026 17:27

idontgetitdoyou · 14/02/2026 17:19

Shouldn’t it be Destinies 🤣🤣

Surely a group of girls all named Destiny are the Destini or the Destinoux 🤣

SapphireSeptember · 14/02/2026 21:46

Villanellesproudmum · 12/02/2026 15:51

There is an Alabama Peach at my child’s nursery. Not first and middle.

We had someone come into where I used to work with the surname Peach, he had a very Southern USA accent, wonder if that's one of his kids? Are you in Cambs?

SapphireSeptember · 14/02/2026 21:48

SunnyWarrington · 12/02/2026 16:18

My Great-Grandmother was Valentina, born on Valentine's Day! It's my middle name and I love it. DF and DS both have the male version, Valentine, as middle names.
A few people have jumped on you for this one, but I don't think you need to be sorry for having an opinion - tbh, I am posting here under my real name, and I've heard far worse about my first name than the middle one!

Sunny is a lovely name! 😊

doesitreally · 15/02/2026 13:43

Archibald Archibald
Evelyn Devlin
Hazel Nutt

There was little boy at DC’s nursery called Trump. His parents were African so even more bamboozling.

I actually love some of the names on this thread! Trinity and Valentine are gorgeous. Much more interesting than a lot of the suggestions regularly trotted out on Mumsnet.

Mischance · 15/02/2026 13:46

I knew a girl with the middle names Railway Station - apparently where she was conceived.
And a boy called Hawthorne for similar reasons - conceived under a bush - ouch!

pinkyredrose · 15/02/2026 14:30

Mischance · 15/02/2026 13:46

I knew a girl with the middle names Railway Station - apparently where she was conceived.
And a boy called Hawthorne for similar reasons - conceived under a bush - ouch!

I hope she changed it when she was older!

tartyflette · 15/02/2026 15:44

Kpo58 · 12/02/2026 20:17

I know someone with a first name along the lines of Davidson. Why would you give someone a surname as a first name?

It's a very Scottish thing to give a family surname, eg Mum's maiden name, as a son's first name.
And Davidson is certainly a Scottish name. I know.

AntiqueBabyLoanSmurf · 15/02/2026 19:08

Mischance · 15/02/2026 13:46

I knew a girl with the middle names Railway Station - apparently where she was conceived.
And a boy called Hawthorne for similar reasons - conceived under a bush - ouch!

What on earth possesses people to do that? IF it so happens that you conceived your child in a place that sounds nice as a name - say Vienna or Sorrento - it might be an option to consider; but why ever would you automatically think that you had to name them after the place of their conception, even if it means you end up with a child officially named Hull Lidl Car Park?

SpikeGilesSandwich · 15/02/2026 22:52

marcyhermit · 14/02/2026 11:01

Kash, Kartel, Klay
Diesel, Denim
Loki, Kal-El, Khaleesi

Oh god, yes! Slightly ashamed to admit I know this but one of the dads from Teen Mum UK has a baby called Kartel, I’d forgotten! Poor kid comes from a family of dealers so it’s not that surprising but imagine going through life with that as a name!