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Which is the one name you dislike the most?

723 replies

Wombat100 · 02/01/2023 00:08

Just out of interest really - is there a specific boy or girl name you just can’t stand?

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piscofrisco · 07/11/2023 10:15

And any name that's a shortened version of the actual name, like Freddie for Frederick for example. Just use the proper name on the birth certificate then shorten it as nn if you want but at least it gives the kid the choice when they're an adult to not have a name that sits better on an under 18 year old. One of my DSS's has a variation of this and it makes me irrationally annoyed at DH for allowing it 😂.

FayCarew · 07/11/2023 10:16

Orla is an anagram for ‘oral’. Can't unsee that one, sorry and I can't see the appeal in Awluh.
Lana - can't unsee Anal after MN. Otherwise just wooly.
I'd avoid Gisele too.

VeridicalVagabond · 07/11/2023 10:22

HolyStoned · 07/11/2023 10:13

Yes on the weird obsession with ‘Wren’ on here, and yes, it keeps being suggested for all kinds of requirements it doesn’t meet. I’ve no strong feelings about it either way, though I think it’s quite twee, but it certainly sits in a weird place on Mn.

The other thing that is deeply odd is that a certain type of poster appears to go to considerable lengths to find a ‘playground teasing’ angle on the most deeply ordinary names. So Jacynth Isabel is going to be called ‘Jizz’ or Orla is an anagram for ‘oral’.

Oh god yeah the "they'll definitely be bullied for that" angle is so bizarre, I've known some kids with really odd names who've never heard a peep about them from classmates, and people with a name like "John" or "David" get a nasty nickname tacked onto them from God knows where.

It's like... I'm glad you, a grown adult, can come up with a list of clever ways to ridicule a child, but I think you're overestimating the lengths primary school aged children will go to manipulate a name into something mean. They're far more likely to end up with the lifelong nickname of Chunks because they puked once on a school trip or something then a clever anagram of their name.

HolyStoned · 07/11/2023 10:23

FayCarew · 07/11/2023 10:16

Orla is an anagram for ‘oral’. Can't unsee that one, sorry and I can't see the appeal in Awluh.
Lana - can't unsee Anal after MN. Otherwise just wooly.
I'd avoid Gisele too.

Well, it’s not pronounced ‘Awluh’.

FayCarew · 07/11/2023 10:41

@HolyStoned But that is how people say it around here.

HolyStoned · 07/11/2023 10:47

FayCarew · 07/11/2023 10:41

@HolyStoned But that is how people say it around here.

Well, I can’t help that.

FayCarew · 07/11/2023 10:52

No, but compared to how you probably say it, it sounds awful. When I first heard it,it was from someone with an irish accent and it sounded pretty.
Then Awluh Kylie prints became popular.

edited to correct typo and to add Orla Kiely

Twelve8Ts · 07/11/2023 16:00

Elsie. Such a wet name.

Cattenberg · 10/11/2023 17:07

How do you pronounced Orla other than “Awluh”. Do you roll the r?

WellWellSaidTheRockingChair · 10/11/2023 17:55

Barry
detek

ComtesseDeSpair · 10/11/2023 18:09

Cattenberg · 10/11/2023 17:07

How do you pronounced Orla other than “Awluh”. Do you roll the r?

With an Irish or Scottish accent the ‘r’ is pronounced and there’s a slight inflection to the final ‘a’. I like it as a name in either of those countries where it’s pronounced properly; I think it’s awful in an RP English accent where it does just end up being Aw-luh.

RenoDakota · 10/11/2023 18:12

Alfie and Archie. Was compulsory to call boys one or the other a few years ago.

ImJustMadAboutSaffron · 10/11/2023 18:26

There was someone on here on the baby names wanting to call their baby Junie, another wanted to call her Halo Annie and then there was another selecting Isambard.

GasDrivenNun · 10/11/2023 18:59

Archie. Can't stand it it's so ugly.

CharlieBoo · 10/11/2023 21:02

oh god there’s so many!!

The surname names for boys, Jackson, Cooper, Sullivan, Harrison etc.

Isla (know one that is not very nice)
Lily (sooooooooo many of them) the Louise of this generation.

Newpuppymummy · 10/11/2023 22:49

Demi
Kane
Jordan
Jaxon
Milly

Newnamenewname109870 · 10/11/2023 22:59

For some reason I’ve never liked Dexter or Finnley/Finn for a boy. Just sound unattractive to me. For the Finnley ones it makes me think of people who can’t say ‘th’ don’t know why.

For girls Emily and Sarah. I just find them so boring.

Newnamenewname109870 · 10/11/2023 23:00

CharlieBoo · 10/11/2023 21:02

oh god there’s so many!!

The surname names for boys, Jackson, Cooper, Sullivan, Harrison etc.

Isla (know one that is not very nice)
Lily (sooooooooo many of them) the Louise of this generation.

Grayson ughhh I don’t get what’s nice, the Gray or the son.

JaneJeffer · 11/11/2023 02:19

I can't see the appeal in Awluh
🙄

Mayhemmumma · 11/11/2023 08:32

Olivia, Chloe, Phoebe, Esme.

Bailey, Charles, Chester, Milo.

FOTTFSOFTFOASM · 11/11/2023 08:38

No matter what the OP says their tastes, likes, dislikes and wants are, within about ten posts someone will suggest Wren. Want a three syllable name? Wren. A literary classic name? Wren. A name that starts with the letter G? Wren

This is absolutely true.

Jeelypieces20storeys · 11/11/2023 10:32

My most hated name of all time is Primrose. I can't imagine anyone wanting to be named this.
Slightly less hated but also not to my taste: Jackson (or, even worse, Jaxson), Archie, Jayden or Grace.

Lochness1975 · 11/11/2023 14:47

Julie frigging hate it with a vengeance it’s horrible
Tammy- girl in school was called Tammy tampax
Tyrone
Tyson
Levi
Karen
Evelyn- it’s horrid
Lois
Joshua
Justine
Gavin- Can’t stand
Jayden
Cory
Grace- very Grace I know are horrible little kids
Anything with Mae, May, Mai hyphenated
Ellie so overused

Vroomfondleswaistcoat · 11/11/2023 14:58

I'm fickle with my name-hates.

I used to hate Esme (it was my aunt's name) and Poppy (ditto). Then they came back into popular use again and I stopped seeing the 70/80 year old women and started seeing it as a little girl's name.

So I am very very much hoping that this starts to work again soon with the Doris, Ada, and Maude cohort, because I am struggling with those now.

SemperIdem · 11/11/2023 15:21

Newnamenewname109870 · 10/11/2023 22:59

For some reason I’ve never liked Dexter or Finnley/Finn for a boy. Just sound unattractive to me. For the Finnley ones it makes me think of people who can’t say ‘th’ don’t know why.

For girls Emily and Sarah. I just find them so boring.

I’m never going to be able to get that out of my head now 😂

Finley will forever be mispronounced “thinly”

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