What are the funniest names you've heard of?

[starsandstuff]

I once worked with a person who'd gone to school with a girl called Myrtle Turtle. I have never stopped loving that.

Any others?

(Not in the spirit of taking the piss out of people's choices, more in the sense of acknowledging parents' genius)

Tuesday for a girl. Mum was lovely though and the girl herself. Just found it a strange choice of name...

Growing up my GP was named Dr. Wellbelove. She really was a wonderful Doctor.

Also went to school with Teresa Green so presume theres plenty out there.

Worked at a job contacting young people about education/work/training.
Always raised a chuckle when any of us working the same lists got,
Candy Lane
Lee Attard
Read Shakespeare
Outing but, my first name begins with ‘X’, surname Hale. Always joke about giving any future child the initials ‘I.N’ or ‘E.X’ .

My mums’ friends’ children are Ruby, Saffy, Topes and Dia - full named Ruby, Saphire, Topaz and Diamond.

I don't get Mrs Furniss

Thərə is an actor called Tuesday night.

BettyPitts when said aloud Firniss sounds like furnace. For an RE teacher that's pretty funny

Had to speak to the on call ophthalmologist via hospital switchboard at work. It made my day when he answered and said he was called Dr Eye...

Rocket

I had some emergency dental work while on holiday in Malaysia, by Dr Chew.

There was a little boy in hospital with my daughter, first name Malcolm, surname Malcolm
Seriously, Malcolm Malcolm!

I’m actually related to a Jenny Taylor and hadn’t picked up on the genitalia link!

In the course of my last job I happened upon a Benjamin Wanklin. Genius name!!

Brian Bryan

My great nana lived next door to a Fanny Pratt!

Studied with Crystal Legacy..... I kid you not

I knew a James James. I also know a Theresa Green.

I get sent press releases at work from an Ambrose Fullalove, I think there was another PR whose name was Jeanie Wishes

I was at school with a Coral Isles.

I had a co-worker called Cameo, as in a lady's brooch. Although unusual it really suited her as she was a lovely person.

Our local dentist in S E London was Dr. Payne.

I once knew a Dan Danger.

Oh, Cameo is a pretty and unusual girl's name.

My ndn's initials are G O D.

One Ive heard of was Jo-A, pronounced Jodasha!

My family has come across medical doctors named Blood, Body, Bones, Butcher, Carver, Cutting and De'ath.

Amaryllis