What are the funniest names you've heard of?

[starsandstuff]

I once worked with a person who'd gone to school with a girl called Myrtle Turtle. I have never stopped loving that.

Any others?

(Not in the spirit of taking the piss out of people's choices, more in the sense of acknowledging parents' genius)

They totally should have called her Mulberry.

They really should!!!
Her sister was called Star if I remember correctly.....

Annette Kirkton.
Poor girl would have been fine anywhere else in the world, but no, she went to school here, in a town with a district called Kirkton pronounced "curtain," rendering her "a net curtain" forever more.

I went to school with a boy called Tim Cann and a girl called Sarah Yvonne Phillis. I worked with someone called Sandy Quim.

Between them, my kids have been at school with a Cloudy Hill, Ariel Diamond and Angel Frost. It's like My Little Pony land in there.

The best one I have ever come across is Rosemary Chicken

My sister was at school with Winson Yip... Best. Name. Ever!

I wanted her to marry him. He’s a city wanker on a TON of money now...but she’s a genetic scientist, so she’s alright on her own!

NB. Jk in case anyone’s offended by the ‘marrying for money’ gag

Can someone explain what’s funny about Sarah Yvonne Phillis in wracking my brain lol

S.Y.Phillis

Haha oh yes🤦🏻‍♀️ I’ll blame the early morning!

My mate used to work for a famous ticket retailer and once sold tickets to a lady called Jackie Patoto - love that!

My vicars name was Alan Partridge. I had nightmares about someone shouting "Ahaa!" In the middle of our ceremony!

Twins called Cloudy & Sunny

Pp mentioned the solicitor Rupert Bear. I know of him too and I heard his brother is Edward Bear (Teddy?)

I heard of an asian family who came to the uk and because the parents wanted their boys to have more english names to fit in they called them Rob and Bob.

Michael myers

I worked with a woman whose surname was Bacon. She had a daughter and called her Megan.

Megan Bacon. Nom nom.

Sarah Yvonne Phillis - SYPhillis. Which is what everyone called her ...

There was this boy in my primary called Richard Richards like please?!🤣🤣

Worked with Michael Jackson (he was born before The Michael Jackson so his parents couldn’t have known!)

Girl at school called Priscilla Pussey

Kevin Slevin.

A guy I knew had a son Robert and a daughter Robyn.

I went to school with a boy called Sky Dye.

A client yesterday was talking about his old boss, Gordon Bennett. He said it with a totally straight face so I don't even think he got why that was funny. Or I'm easily amused..

Not sure if true but someone mentioned their friend called Ria.

Surname was Lyddiatt!

In my job I've spoken to a woman called Capri. I'd love to know if she was conceived there or in the back of one