What are the funniest names you've heard of?

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I once worked with a person who'd gone to school with a girl called Myrtle Turtle. I have never stopped loving that.

Any others?

(Not in the spirit of taking the piss out of people's choices, more in the sense of acknowledging parents' genius)

I've just read a post that said the farther regretted calling his son Spongebob ...

I knew a Nick Lodes. Got to hope nominative determinism isn't a thing in his case

I know a Nick and Rob Steele (brothers), so lets hope the same for them.

Genuinely knew twins called River and Robin Banks

Russet56 they may be my favourite names on the thread! Mrs Furniss the RE teacher is just brilliant!

Hugh Cumber.

our local tv weatherman was called Mike Wankum

I've known a Dr Tickle - he did not last long as a teacher!

Also Prof. Zeppelin and Dr Argonne. Most of these are chemists.

There were the unoriginal names at school; boys called Richard Richardson and so on.

I also did a couple of shifts with Liv and Di.

I think we should vote for best, unfortunately have no idea how votes could be counted! Perhaps limit to best Nominative Determinism (name applicable to job e.g Plod for police person)?

My favourite overall (not under above parameter) is whoever put forward "Pearl Nicholas"!!!

However, I am incredibly puerile.

I knew a Mavis Davies.

I knew a David Davis.
There was a travel book written by Timothy Timsway.
My ex had a friend called Paul Ness ( P Ness).

I knew a David Davidson

Ronald McDonald

Sorry someone beat me. Hope it was the same bloke.

l worked with a man whose dad was called Horace Norris....

I know someone called Basil Sage

My partners middle name is Miles, because he was born on the road a mile from the hospital 😂

Until recently the head of our local council was Richard Stiff.

I worked with a bloke who called his son Axle Hoyle
We lived in a place where people typically dropped the H so the poor kid became Axle Oil

There was a boy called Ben Dover in the year above me at school.

Also I once worked with a lady called Tanya Watt, our emails were initial & surname with no .'s honestly chuckled every time an email came through from twatt@

Sonny Bumsted.

Sally lally and a Darell Hannah (boy)

I am a teacher, with a little 6th form group of 11. In that class, we have Mary, Joseph, Angel & Gabriel. Obviously they were too cool to do a nativity, but we could have. Also, my drama studio was (back in the Regency period) a stable.

Mortality - saw it on a waiter's name badge in a hotel in Lagos (Nigeria).

A dd used to know a Polly Esther Cotton