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What are the worlds most boring names?

147 replies

AntibackWash · 21/06/2017 16:23

This isn't a hate thread! I've been told that I like boring names Grin

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harderandharder2breathe · 21/06/2017 21:09

Anne/Ann
David
Olivia

ifcatscouldtalk · 21/06/2017 21:21

By boring do you mean traditional?
I like traditional, I like biblical names ( am not religious). I guess I must be boring Smile

ClarkWGriswold · 21/06/2017 21:24

Nigel, Colin, Anne, Mary, John, Jane, Steve, Peter, Mark, Elizabeth

RhubarbAndMustard · 21/06/2017 21:25

Paul

MaisyPops · 21/06/2017 21:29

I liked Sebastian and noah when I first thought of them but I'm bored of those. Same for teddy and theo. All nice enough names but I feel a bit meh about them.

I'm also bored by hyphenated girls names with mae/ray etc on the end.

We're TTC and I love Amelia and Isabella as girls names but Isabella is boring me a bit now. It feels quite Twilight-esque because lots of people I know all seemed to have isobel, Isabella & varieties of around the same time.

SaucyJack · 21/06/2017 21:32

Sophie, Katie, Hannah, Josh, Thomas, Matthew.

All nice enough names in and of themselves.... but totally done way past the point of death.

Nodowntime · 21/06/2017 22:34

allegretto

So true about Lee!! I always wonder what went through the heads of Lee's parents when they decided to name their child with one plain syllable.

However, butterfly, I'm amazed to see Boris on the list. To me it's not an attractive name, but surely it's positively exotic (in UK at least), and on top of that the only Boris the whole country knows is anything but boring 😎

blahthisistoohard · 21/06/2017 22:42

Jane
Mary
Sarah
Laura
Claire
Ann
Deborah
Gemma

I guess going by this list boring to me means 80's classics!

Amee1992x · 21/06/2017 22:43

Amy especially when your mother spells it wrong 🙄

friedegs · 21/06/2017 22:45

Isla
Grace
Ellie

Thomas
Euan
Edward

KingJoffreysRestingCuntface · 21/06/2017 22:45

Graham.

Grey is a boring colour. Ham is a boring food.

Grey ham is a boring food which has gone off and turned a boring colour.

Why name your child after that?

NapQueen · 21/06/2017 22:47

Of the older names:
Colin
Keith
Trevor

Sandra
Pauline
Maud

Of the more modern names:
Oliver
Sam
Dale

Olivia
Sophie
Eva

babyinthacorner · 21/06/2017 23:02

Older:
Laura
Chris
David

Newer:
Isobel
Tom
Jack

Anaffaquine123 · 21/06/2017 23:28

Slightly concerned about MrsKnackered's list of boring relatives! They are my cousin's and I's names. I do t think we are boring but perhaps our parents lacked originality! ConfusedGrin

MaisyPops · 21/06/2017 23:38

King Grin

Grey ham. Grin

WaitrosePigeon · 22/06/2017 00:11

Sarah and Rebecca (non think names
David and John.

Zzzzzzzz

FidgetSpinner · 22/06/2017 00:16

Grey ham Grin
Sarah
Jane
Ruth
Keith
Colin
Malcolm
Ken

PointlessUsername · 22/06/2017 00:21

Joan
Kelly
Rose
Margret
Donna

Jim
Robert
Paul
Richard
Bernard

KoalaDownUnder · 22/06/2017 04:14

Sarah is the most boring girls' name of all time.

Olivia will overtake it in the future.

For boys, Paul and David are exceptionally boring.

guiltynetter · 22/06/2017 08:41

johnathan

simon

matthew

just a few babies i've met recently and thought what a boring name...

MrsHughesCarson · 22/06/2017 08:49

Older generation -
Mary, Anne, Jane, Sarah, Karen
John, Paul, Mark, Steve

Today -
Ava, Eva, Ella, Lily
Tom, Jack, Oliver, Harry, Alex, William,

MrsHughesCarson · 22/06/2017 08:53

I think it's easy to confuse classic or overly popular with boring.
Some people have mentioned Elizabeth and Rebecca which I think are quite interesting with lots of variations and possible nicknames.

Choccyhobnob · 22/06/2017 09:01

Most of the names on this list I still find beautiful but boring in the sense of being overused.

Truly boring names are:

Sarah
Jane
Sue

John

SeekEveryEveryKnownHidingPlace · 22/06/2017 09:07

Amy. Nothing to commend it at all.

WhenLoveAndCakeCollide · 22/06/2017 10:14

Poor Sarah - well I don't think you're boring at all. (And no, it's not my name).

I find Zoe really boring. So short and meh.

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