If you HAD to name your child after a borough of North London...

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Been a while since I posted one of these threads.
The government has passed a new law - you MUST name your children after a North London borough.

What would you choose?

You must choose one boy and one girl.

Official rules allow hyphenation, but no shortening of the name.

Special North London Borough Rules - Boroughs with "and" in the name, may be split into separate names (e.g. Dagenham and Barking, you can choose either Dagenham or Barking)

Barking and Dagenham
Barnet
Brent
Camden
Ealing
Enfield
Hackney
Hammersmith and Fulham
Haringey
Harrow
Havering
Hillingdon
Hounslow
Islington
Kensington and Chelsea
Newham
Redbridge
Tower Hamlets
Waltham Forest
Westminster

Girl: Camden

Boy: Brent

girl Harrow

boy Kensington

Boy Harrow
Girl Havering

Fuck it. If the government are going to be dicks with dirt of naming caper I'm going to town
Twins called Hammersmith and Tower. They will
Be encouraged to form a metal band

Ahhh ninjapie you beat me to it

Oh I know a little girl called Camden!

I would choose Chelsea for a girl and Brent for a boy.

Boy - camden
Girl - harrow

Boy... Camden

Girl.. Kensington

How are you defining North London - anything north of the river? Richmond upon Thames covers both sides of the river, that would make a passable name...

(The Richmond bit I mean. If this really became law)

City (of) London ?

What's wrong with South London?
My twins Brixton (boy) and Putney (girl) are feeling left out

Boy: Waltham (Forest can be the middle name)

Girl: Harrow

Tearing up the rule book what about Bromley for a girl and Sutton for a boy?

boy - Hillingdon

Girl - Camden

Twin girls: Harrow & Chelsea

Boy: Brent
Girl: Harrow

I'm going to pretend 1965 didn't happen and plump for Marylebone and Ilford;

www.citymetric.com/politics/herbert-commission-here-are-52-london-boroughs-could-have-been-2115

I hate North London so I'd break the law .
Kensington and Chelsea and Westminter is not North London either. I was born and bred in SW3 and went to school in SW1, North London indeed, how very dare you

Tower Hamlets and Ealing how exactly are you defining North London? Looks a bit discombobulated to me!

I have no idea about any of these places but Hounslow looks like a fun name

Harrow for a boy or a girl

Harrow - Girl
Forest - boy

Harrow - girl
Hillingdon- boy