Quinoa

[burgatroyd]

No... Please don't redirect me to weaning.
Stumbled across My Imaginary Well Dressed Toddler Daughter, a spoof. She's called Quinoa. Its a fab name. If only it wasn't a super food.
Why am I attracted to product names!!!

Site is hilarious.
Quinoa. Am I alone in thinking this is a fantastic (sounding) name?

Sibling of Persimmon?

I think Alicia Duvall has a DD called Papaya

Erm - yes - you are alone

Its a cold dark place in strange name limbo. I'm down here with Sheba and Lenore

Everyone would mispronounce it. They would call her KwinO instead of KeenOah.

And you'd have to name any siblings vegetable names just so you had a complete meal to serve.

www.pinterest.com/pnlkenyon/quinoa~-imaginary-perfect-toddler/

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The last one didn't post caption!

Quinoa Farts Glitter. Tee hee.

Tena is also a lovely looking name

And Oreo

Lilette!

Kilner

Farfalle

Raquet

Twill

Chevette

Inca

Dowel

Are all nursery mates of Quinoa.

Quinoa and Manuka - superfood twins?

Or Farro - girl or a boy.

I've always thought that Chlamydia sounds like a beautiful name for a girl.

But it doesn't sound very nice. Imagine calling it across the park. KEEN-WAH! KEEN-WAH!

Persil

Tanqueray

Clinique

Canesten

Oops, was writing DD's (Flotilla)party guest list there

I don't pronounce it Keen-oa I pronounce it Keen-wah

Teflon

Haribo

Trivia

Listerine

Spatula

Jesus christ that pinterest board is horrific.

Lucky they didn't call her Porridge

I love MIWDTD her BFF is called Chevron

I think she should have 3 middle names: Grain Or Flake.
You should change her surname by deed to Porridge-Salad.

Quinoa Grain Or Flake Porridge-Salad would grace the pages of Er-Hello? magazine with her famous mummy Ersatz Zeitgeist So-Now Porridge-Salad-No-Dressing-Please

(Hoping OP makes another photo-collage on Pinterest of Quinoa's Mama)