Jayden

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Finding it really hard to pick a boys name, I've got a little boy called Louie and thinking of Jayden for this one could be shortend to J or middle name will be Joseph as that's my dads name so Jayden Joseph could also be JJ. Honest opinions please :)

American or made up name I was thinking

I will have to accept the accusations laid against me that I am lower middle class as this has just given me a strange thrill

Bloody hell spero, what is that monstrosity!

I think it is LOVELY. How DARE you. I certainly don't want to have to look at vulgar toilet rolls when I am having a crap. You probably don't even believe in toilets.

I couldn't tell what it was either. I thought it was a moulded soap sculpture.

Well, if you can't recognise a beautifully crocheted loo roll modesty cover, it's just proof how utterly working class you all are.

She said 'toilet' how vulgar!

Besides, where's the crocheted crinoline lady and the fluffy seat cover?

I havent seen one of those since my great great aunt lilly died 11 years ago!

Im sure she had a doll one too

The bin is wearing some kind of lacey shawl. I am all of a quivver.

Amazingly, they do have a sense of humour. We have returned to find the teddy bear reading Fifty Shades Freed.

that loo roll cover would not be a good colour in this house with these toddlers

I think that Jayden is awful.

I love Joseph or James.

All Jaydens smell and are lazy. It must be true, as the Jayden I know smells and is lazy.

Not really, he's just had a shower and is putting the dishwashing on. Phew!

There used to be a great shop in Shanklin on the Isle of Wight that did those knitted dolly loo roll covers. I bought one for my best friend, and she loved it. Her OH threw it away. Personally I think she should have LTB for that!