If I like Placebo Aurelius and Pomander Ashanti...

[Dovahkiin]

..What other names might I like?

I'm looking for a name which has absolutely no personal or cultural significance for me or my family, which clearly denotes to other parents that I'm terribly well-educated and artistic while simultaneously suggesting that I don't care in the least what other people think.

Ladies, can you help?

Antigone Tallulah Blue?

Lemon Heliotrope and Cassava Guinevere

Bob Jim?

Scotty McSporran?

Maximus Decimus Meridius? (But clearly only for the film references!)

Fenestrelle Adamantium
really proud of that one...fortress and wall in Italy combined with Wolverine's claws
Plus on closer look yours both have the initials PA so I'm going for FA

Is that 'ricecake' with a long ay sound or would you favour the Japanese pronunciation of ka-kay at the end?

richa - ka - kay is the correct pronunciation of Ricecake as any fule kno

Tarquin Fim Bim Lim Bim Wim Bim Bus Stop F'tang-F'tang Ole Biscuit Barrel

Aoife Ptolemy Valentine?

Don't know how that would work with your surmame though.

I'm a bit worried that the Ancient Greek thing is becoming too popular. What do you think of Tamurlane Marsupial and Amber-Gris?

CorusKate

oh yes there is a little Amber-Gris at Plato-Chip's nursery - soo unoriginal sorry!

if you are worried about the ancient greek thing being too popular, what about Socrates but spelt Sokrateez?

I would go with the original Timur but I think it has nasty connotations. Does Genghis sound too harsh? I could soften the g so it sounds more French?

Ffs NigellasDealer, it's 2:38 a.m. and I am trying to make myself tired with a little light internet surfing. You are making me cry with laughter and now I am never going to get any sleep this night!

I like Akhenaten but the only nickname I can think of is Ken.

I taught an Atilla once. Sweetest kid you could ever wish to meet.