If I like Placebo Aurelius and Pomander Ashanti...

[Dovahkiin]

..What other names might I like?

I'm looking for a name which has absolutely no personal or cultural significance for me or my family, which clearly denotes to other parents that I'm terribly well-educated and artistic while simultaneously suggesting that I don't care in the least what other people think.

Ladies, can you help?

Katsu Karrie

Some great suggestions - thanks! At the moment I think we'll probably go with Yoni Perpetua Madrigal it's a girl.

I'm thinking Germolene Pipistrelle for a girl.

How about

Extramuralia Horatia Puellana for a girl

and

Macaronic Plutonio Faecius for a boy?

I think Labia Burqa sounds lovely for a girl

Is it wrong that I quite like Perpetua Madrigal? without the Yoni
I think as a heavily pg woman with a name list of ZERO, maybe I need to step away!

Vortigern, Quasimodo, Tintabula and Medusa hardly raised an eyebrow when I suggested them a while back - not 'out there' enough, obviously. Must try harder

I actually know a kid called Ashanti.

SaggyOld - how pregnant are you? I give you Zero Maximilien as a freebie.
Vortigern I'm liking - maybe Caractacus has more nickname potential though?
Loving Germolene Pipistrelle! May have to buy a cat just to be able to use it.

When at secondary school and never imagining we'd be parents we'd joke about using Marlowe names for children eg, Usumcasane (?sp it's been a while) or Xenocrates!

Jericho Kildare for a boy.

Panza Demanza for a girl.

Caractacus, nn Cactus. Works for me.
Am quite liking Pterri Dachteil and Brontye Sawrass for twins or Knea Ander Thahl for a Nordic Noir fan.

DH just suggested Arturo Filanderer. I think it sounds strong and manly. What do you think?

I think Sawrass is best avoided, even as a middle name :)

Someone at playgroup misheard and genuinely thought DD was called Areola

Don't know how she said it with a straight face, she must have thought I was crazy! DD's name is perfectly normal, honestly!

How about Endocrine Superfluous (think it works best for a boy - nn Doc)?

How about Myra Pudenda?

Elephant's Breath Febreeze has a certain je ne sais quoi. Not very Greek though.

I just adore Iphegenia Pashmina. Cultured, with a hint of party girl.

Sawrace?
Opera fan? Idomeneo Papageno and Semiramide Fiordiligi.

Felicia Dachshund?

Sprinty Dardanelles is gaining in popularity in Chertsey, I believe.

Le Creuset for a girl

Pyrex for a boy

Bilirubin Ronseal for a boy. (Billy-Reuben is WAY overused.)

And I think Calpollicella is a nice hybrid for a girl, totally unique.