If I like Placebo Aurelius and Pomander Ashanti...

[Dovahkiin]

..What other names might I like?

I'm looking for a name which has absolutely no personal or cultural significance for me or my family, which clearly denotes to other parents that I'm terribly well-educated and artistic while simultaneously suggesting that I don't care in the least what other people think.

Ladies, can you help?

DD8 is called Antanddec Simoncowell. Still love the name, but hate the child.

Might be a bit too popular now that Ant and Dec and Simon Cowell have become famous

Cthulhu Dawn?

Agammemnon Thucydides

(This is what we told people we were going to call the YoungDonki if they asked before he was born. They believed us!)

(Completely outs self)