Worse name you EVER heard for a child

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Today i went out and was doing shopping heard this name been called i thought it was a nickname, then the dad and nan said it to him, but fuck me i feel for the kid.

His name was DENIM.

I thought about this all day and it cant be...

I need*

Lottie bluebell or Sheba !

Felix

I know a Nike.

Unfortunately his parents didn't check their Greek mythology.

I like the name Levi
It was on my list but the reaction from other people wasn't good
it would have fitted with my two other sons names which aren't the denim diesel type but two disciples names

There were at least three Pocahontas's born in Dublin the year ds1 was born.

When I type that, I feel it should be Pocahonti, for some reason!

Mostly it is just a matter of taste. There's nothing wrong with Ivy at all but it wouldn't be something I would pick.

I went to school with a Levi, many years ago so it's by no means a new faddy type name.

I know an Ozric and an Armaani Blu, also a Chrystal who's surname is Bone - born for (porn) stardom with a name like that! My children all have statistically unusual names but there is a difference between unusual and plain bloody awful. I also know a posh Candida but always makes me think of itchy fanjo!

There's a candida in pulp

Gilbert - never really liked that name.

I heard a mum shouting for little Tayzer/Taizer/Tazer. Never heard that before.

There was a Britnay at our summer play scheme. I saw heard the name being called out and just thought someone was saying Britney a bit weirdly but then I saw her name badge and it was definately Britnay - said how it is spelt!

Candida just makes me think of Candide (operetta).

I get confused when people take a name and change the spellings. Sometimes it can take a while to work out the pronunciation.

Ptolemy for a boy is totally dreadful. Can't think of any girls names that are too dire. There's a lot I don't like.

Ptolemy... Well I suppose the parents are aiming for highbrow. It was probably quite common at one stage in history

Funny how some 'old' names are still not too eyebrowraising (like Cleopatra) but some are.

Crutcher

(American boy).

Thomasina and Rupert. Thomasina is fucking awful. Rupes was an attempt to signal the child as upper class when they were anything but.

Wasn't Tomasina Pollyannas cat?

Dd has friend called Ace
I work with an Asumpta ( I know it's a cultural thing but always makes me think of consumption)

Who is it who has a kid called Moon Unit?

Frank Zappa

Yess! Old frank .lol

Boris
Barack
Condoleeza
Sebastion Newbold Coe

Can't imagine anyone with names like that getting anywhere in a serious job can you?

Davis Bowie's son Zowie strangely changed his name to Joe.

About to completely out myself here

Blaze
ocean blu
Lilly con
And finally, Charles v11 (he is the first Charles in the family for 4 generations!!)

These names are in my family (so ashamed) :(

There's a little boy in my Gymboree class called Edam. We all wear name badges and so when I first heard it I tried desperately to look at the sticker on his back... And there it was... EDAM. So odd.

Cheesy!