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Mariah Carey's twins' names

88 replies

YoureaKITTY · 05/05/2011 12:58

Monroe (girl) and Moroccan Scott (boy)

Monroe's not bad, but poor boy having two nationalities for a name! Hmm

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minimammoth · 06/05/2011 16:19

Moroccan sounds like the next craze in pubic hair styling Grin
Why do we have to give children surnames for forenames now?

vintageteacups · 06/05/2011 16:47

Very weird to have an Adjective as a name.

I can see having Rocco as a shortening or even Morocco as a name or Moroc but Moroccan is odd.

Can you imagine? - "Mom, what did you name me after?"
"The bedroom where your father asked me to marry him"

Being named after a bedroom???

Happygochuckie · 06/05/2011 17:43

Stupid names if you ask me. Yeah, I may be bold, but I'm just saying what the kids will say in playground around these poor children......then again, they will be growing up alongside other celeb babies in celeb world so they'll live with their names quite happily I suppose....as long as they don't grow up to have real jobs in the real world.....Dr Moroccan Cannon? Yeah Right!

Tidey · 06/05/2011 17:50

Oh Gawd. What is it with celebrity baby names? Can someone not tell them : For god's sake, you're not being 'original' or 'quirky' any more, everyone expects you to name your child something utterly stupid, why not confound expectation and name them John and Mary or something???

TidyDancer · 06/05/2011 19:04

Oh these are completely terrible names. Nothing nice about them at all. Stupid Mariah. Stupid Nick.

And yes, stupid Pete and Ashlee (as well as stupid mama and papa Simpson, for that spelling).

EightiesChick · 06/05/2011 19:48

I hadn't even thought of how they go with the surname. Moroccan Cannon is bad.

I don't think MC and NC can understand that it would at least have made more sense linguistically to call him Morocco. I wish one of their vast entourage had had the nous to speak up. WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?

southofthethames · 06/05/2011 20:19

Yes, what's wrong with just Scott Cannon, which go together really well. As for Monroe - that's just cruel....Monroe Cannon - like some sort of weapon used in World War One. I have posted about "wacky" names before, so my opinion isn't exactly fresh. Hope the children will have guts to change them by deed poll as soon as they are old enough. They sound like joke names picked when parents are drunk or stoned.

IngridBergman · 06/05/2011 20:25

Harlow is a bit close to ,erm, Harlow for my liking. I was born there. It's shite.

weasle · 06/05/2011 21:00

Dire names, both of them. No idea why surnames or adjectives are cool now. And the Cannon surname makes it even worse! What is the matter with some people!

I have some friends, very nice sensible wealthy professionals about to name their ds 'Pace'. WTF! And the family isn't exactly known for being slim or active. Asking for a nickname of 'not much' or 'snail's' at school IMHO.

FellatioNelson · 06/05/2011 21:15

Monroe would be passable for a boy b ut a bit daft for a girl. Still, at least it is a name. Moroccan is just stupid. It's cannabis.

freesias · 06/05/2011 21:17

just think the names are so cruel and even the reasoning behind only giving he little girl one name ie mummy's only got one name so you can only have one. it just screams narcissistic mother , my daughter will not do better than me etc.

surely it's really important for twins to be treated the similarly from birth and to give them a different number of names each seems like a recipe for sibling rivalry.

i bet the beckhams are delighted , they surely can't beat morrocan and monroe on the "weirdometer" or can they .

just imagine hepburn audrey beckham .

Maybeitsbecause · 06/05/2011 21:21

Where to start?

Moroccan Canon - North African weapon of war
Monroe Cannon - porn star

Mariah. Barking.

caramelwaffle · 06/05/2011 21:31

Slebs' are mad as a box of frogs when it comes to naming their children.

Nutters.

emmiebrookes · 06/05/2011 22:13

nope its not good .why oh why .would you do that .i heard she named the boy afer his bedroom deco weird or what .

leftblank · 06/05/2011 22:27

I think what makes it worse for me is that Marilyn is such an obvious choice - it's like she has no imagination. See also Liam Gallagher's son Lennon.

nothingnatural · 07/05/2011 00:00

Love them. I adore celebrity childrens names.

Why bore us public with dreary Jack, Oliver, Katy, Sarah etc

Why not got all out fully mental and entertain with Sparrow and Cruz et al. Brilliant and so thoughtful to us civillians.

AngelsOnHigh · 07/05/2011 05:38

Everyone has their own reasons for names. DN has a daughter Jasmin because the mum is Joann without an "E" and grandmother is Ann without an
"E". Hence Jasmin without an "E"

It's all very meaningful to the people involved and really, that's all that matters.

Maybeitsbecause · 07/05/2011 09:55

Meaninful. Unique.

It all means the same thing - pretentious.

LightsOnComeOnIn · 07/05/2011 12:50

Newgolddream - Mowgli is the little boy from Jungle Boy isn't it??

Gremlins were Mogwai (sp)

robincousins · 07/05/2011 13:08

monroe cannon sounds like the definitive guide to scottish mountains

pawsnclaws · 07/05/2011 13:37

I said on the other thread I thought Monroe Cannon sounds like an item of WW2 artillery.

"The Allies sustained heavy losses despite the deployment of the Monroe Cannon in the later stages of battle."

I didn't know about Bronx Mowgli. I actually think that's worse.

slowangels1 · 07/05/2011 14:12

Thing that made me a bit Hmm was that in a mariah interview a few months ago she said they had picked out names ready and they were 'normal' names as apparently mariah hated having an unusual name when she was growing up and didn't want her children to feel this so picked safe, boring type names for her DC so they blended in more. I'm not sure what world she lives in where monroe and moroccan are normal run of the mill names... Confused

slowangels1 · 07/05/2011 14:14

yeah emmie moroccan is named after the top floor of ther appartment is called the moroccan room and it's where her DH proposed to her (closet mariah fan Blush . Maybe it's secretly that they were conceived in the moroccan room and she's naming them a la brooklyn beckham Hmm

ScatterChasse · 07/05/2011 14:16

After her bedroom Confused?

slowangels1 · 07/05/2011 14:20

ah hah, have just found out moroccan is named such as it's apparently (according to NC) MCs and MCs named mixed together and they are calling him ROCK for short Grin

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