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Absolutely ludicrous names you would love to use but wouldn't dare

130 replies

GitAwfMayLend · 01/05/2011 12:22

Girls:

Berengaria. I have always loved that name.
Andromeda
Cassopeia
Oenone
Artemisia
Elektra
(actually I love most classical greek names)
Hepzibah
Bathsheba
Calpurnia (I love the euphony of the name, not the meaning)

Inigo (actually, if I have a boy I will call him that, surname is Jones so will be marvellous
Percival
Lysander
Magnus

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GatOwfMarLaaaandInnitBabe · 02/05/2011 18:37

Just thought of Marmaduke, Odysseus and Ptolemy for a boy. I love that.

I also like Osiris for a boy, however don't really think is appropriate to name a baby after the egyptian god of death, somehow.

GatOwfMarLaaaandInnitBabe · 02/05/2011 18:38

Oenone is a beautiful name, but can you imagine how many people would not pronounce it correctly. There are enough people in the world who cannot pronounce my dd's name Sophia - and that is a very well known name.

aStarInStrangeways · 02/05/2011 18:40

Osiris is fucking cool as cool!

I would totally have used that for DS Grin

Bonsoir · 02/05/2011 18:42

I felt quite constrained by my DSSs' names when choosing a name for DD - it needed to "go" with their names, so that the three of them felt like brothers and sisters, and the DSSs have über classical (lovely) names. Left to my own devices I could probably have gone a lot more out there...

eyeofhorus · 02/05/2011 18:54

I like Osisris too! Classical names are ace imo, you could have some really funky nicknames, eg, Oz, much better than the usual respectable names we feel obliged to give our dcs. I like Cleopatra, Nefertiti and Nefertari as well, knew a baby Ramses once, let's start an Egyptian renaissance!
Also a fan of Ophelia, Laertes, Anais, zola, Lyra, Vega and many other constellation based names..... Feel a need to rename my godfish now as def not having any more babies!

eyeofhorus · 02/05/2011 18:55

goldfish, not godfish......

noddyholder · 02/05/2011 18:56

I should have stuck to my guns Bonsoir! Oddly Elvis goes well with our surname but he is 17 now and very much a Jesse!

CheerfulYank · 02/05/2011 19:04

You couldn't name him Elvis, so you named him after Elvis's twin?! :)

LaWeaselIsOupaLaDouffe · 02/05/2011 19:07

This thread is giving me such name regret over DD...

noddyholder · 02/05/2011 19:08

Cheerful I only found that out years later but I like it !

GatOwfMarLaaaandInnitBabe · 02/05/2011 19:10

Elvis is a brilliant name.

God I want some more children to name in grandiose manner but really can't be arsed Grin

jeanjeannie · 02/05/2011 19:17

Inigo & Forrest are firm faves...if DD2 had been a boy then I think DH would have got his way with Forrest!

Also adore Perdita, Constance and Lettice.

noddyholder · 02/05/2011 19:25

My ds has 2 mates called Stone and Hooper

IslaValargeone · 02/05/2011 19:34

Isn't Candida a vaginal infection?
I love lots of the others. I have one of them.

rumpleteaser · 02/05/2011 20:21

Yes I think it is thrush or something, that's what put me off wanting to change my own name to Candida when I was a teenager!

LostInTransmogrification · 02/05/2011 20:23

Penthesilea
Scathach

Angus
Lachlan
Cuchulain

Dh said no!

Bumperlicioso · 02/05/2011 20:28

I wanted

Aurora
Aurelia
Jocasta
Andrina
Sapphire

Or

Otis
Raphael

Bumperlicioso · 02/05/2011 20:30

Also liked Ondine and Twm Grin

stottie · 02/05/2011 20:32

Being English l do prefer english names.

Al0uiseG · 02/05/2011 20:32

Ambrose for a boy.

Al0uiseG · 02/05/2011 20:33

I know an Otis actually.

GatOwfMarLaaaandInnitBabe · 02/05/2011 20:34

I like Ankaret - is medieval english version of welsh Angharad.

OneBadAsp · 02/05/2011 20:35

one of my friends from uni has a sister called Inken, i love that name too! was instant veto for DP though same as Paloma

LostInTransmogrification · 02/05/2011 20:35

Telemachus
Rhuairidh

Andromache

WhiteBumOfTheMountain · 02/05/2011 20:39

Oooh Wolf! Love that!