Autumn Philips calls baby Savannah

[LexieB]

Savannah

[FellatioNelson]

I bet that goes down well with her Maj.

I can just hear the embarrassed groans at the Polo club now. Hilarious really. We just need Zara to knock out a Kyle or a Kaden and the world will end as we know it.

[minko]

I remember when Diana called her kids William and then Henry, I just didn't get it, I was about 10 at the time and couldn't understand why she didn't go for something a bit more trendy... like Darren... or Steve...

[Merrylegs]

Look, a vicar read it out in the prayers at Sandringham. It must be true.

And the EDP is a bastion of integrity and truth.

.

[Northernlebkuchen]

Oh NO - that's not good. You can't be 12th in line to the throne and called Savannah. V disappointed.

[spidookly]

Yuck

[expatinscotland]

It's Peter who's 12th in line, not Savannah.

Not that there's a snowball's chance in hell he'll ever be king, he hasn't even got a title, either.

[Pingpong]

'tis the name of a dodgy night club in town

[IckleJess]

With you Merrylegs, if the EDP says it's true then it must be

[FellatioNelson]

But Zara has a bit more class to it - don't you think?

[Rockbird]

Eek! What is the world coming to?

[FellatioNelson]

I think the ones who have children who stand any chance whatsoever of ever needing to be King/Queen are advised heavily, and basically not really allowed to choose for themselves. The rest can safely do as they please, but they usually show a bit more circumspection that this!

[Northernlebkuchen]

Expat

1st - Charles
2nd - William
3rd - Harry
4th - Andrew
5th - Beatrice
6th - Eugenie
7th - Edward
8th - James
9th - Louise
10th - Anne
11th - Peter
12th - Savannah
Now 13th - Zara

Then Viscount Linley I guess? Or am I missing something?

[onimolap]

expatinscotland: I think you may have counted wrong:

1-3: Princes Charles, William and Harry
4-6: Prince Andrew, Princesses Beattice and Eugenie
7-9: Prince Edward, Viscount Severn, Lady Louise
10: Princess Anne
11: Peter Phillips
12: baby Phillips
13: Zara Phillips

[onimolap]

Bugger cross-post!

[FannyLogan]

Peter is 11th in line; his daughter would be 12th, Zara gets pushed down to 13th

[FannyLogan]

Ha giant x post!

[Northernlebkuchen]

Actually succession counting is fun So Viscount Liney and his - what? 3 or 4 dcs? Then his sister and her two. Then the descendants of the Duke of Kent I think - then Gloucester. So Princess Michael is a pleasingly long way away and getting further

[expatinscotland]

I didn't count at all. Because I remembered reading it somewhere as I don't really get into actually counting them all up, much less writing it down.

Either way, he'll never be king and if he were, who gives a fuck?

Who is Lindsay?

Some of you are really into this, though, I see.

[puffling]

not good

[expatinscotland]

Same here, Stewie. I wouldn't mind Zara, either, she's all right.

[Northernlebkuchen]

Expat - Viscount Linley is Princess Margaret's son - makes v expensive furniture. I am quite interested in this actually - can go on at length about the history and connections of Queen Victoria's descendants. We all have our hobbies.

[expatinscotland]

I thought the Queen only had one daughter, and her name is Ann? Who's Margaret?

[FellatioNelson]

Yes, every time another baby is born some of the chancers slip further down the ladder!