For laughing at DW when she broke her arm

[Jasonthunderpants]

The silly moo was ironing the curtains in the kids bedroom and she fell out of the window and broke her arm
She is a bit dizzy,only last week she set the alarm clock for 6 and there is only 4 of us

wierd

twat

Are you Jim Davidson?

what?

Take my mother in law... please.

yabu for calling her a moo. And for laughing. And for the shit jokes.

Yes.

YABU

Jim Davidson

HOW DARE YOU MADAM

I'm always setting my alarm for 5 and there are 32 of us

We keep a photo of the other in law on the mantlepiece.

Keeps the kids away from the fire.

That would be the mother in law.

Jus' like that.

Is it 'open mic' night tonight?

Its Friday
Its been a long hot week.Lets crack open the wine and have a laugh

Sure. I'm waiting for the jokes.

Ah yes, jokes about injured people have always been my favourite

Bless you. Are you new? Referring to your wife as a "silly moo" was never going to end well...

Know your audience

errr. ha. ha.

OK she is not a silly moo
she will now be know as Mrs jasonthunderpants
or
Her indoors
or
The wife

my DH calls me "the missus"...maybe he is a twat as well ...

might raise titter at airdrie workmans club but not anywhere that matters really. is that honestly the best you can do.

try harder

MISERABLE SODS

I AM GOING

(FLOUNCES OFF IN DISGUST)

was the airdire namecheck too much for you
cheerie bye then

i laughed at the alarm clock joke

Do we really matter more than Aidrie Working Men's club? Why?

went there on a work do.exactly like phoenix nights.really surreal experience.and then folk line danced.id never seen the like o it.we were promised a night at a members only club with entertainment. i was thinking posh.no siree