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For laughing at DW when she broke her arm

65 replies

Jasonthunderpants · 02/07/2010 19:38

The silly moo was ironing the curtains in the kids bedroom and she fell out of the window and broke her arm
She is a bit dizzy,only last week she set the alarm clock for 6 and there is only 4 of us

OP posts:
warthog · 02/07/2010 19:40

wierd

SandyBits · 02/07/2010 19:41

twat

TheFallenMadonna · 02/07/2010 19:42

Are you Jim Davidson?

thisisyesterday · 02/07/2010 19:42

what?

tethersend · 02/07/2010 19:42

Take my mother in law... please.

Alambil · 02/07/2010 19:43

yabu for calling her a moo. And for laughing. And for the shit jokes.

Yes.

YABU

Jasonthunderpants · 02/07/2010 19:43

Jim Davidson

HOW DARE YOU MADAM

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proudnsad · 02/07/2010 19:43

I'm always setting my alarm for 5 and there are 32 of us

tethersend · 02/07/2010 19:51

We keep a photo of the other in law on the mantlepiece.

Keeps the kids away from the fire.

tethersend · 02/07/2010 19:51

That would be the mother in law.

Jus' like that.

KurriKurri · 02/07/2010 19:52

Is it 'open mic' night tonight?

Jasonthunderpants · 02/07/2010 19:54

Its Friday
Its been a long hot week.Lets crack open the wine and have a laugh

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missorinoco · 02/07/2010 19:57

Sure. I'm waiting for the jokes.

SandyBits · 02/07/2010 19:58

Ah yes, jokes about injured people have always been my favourite

TheFallenMadonna · 02/07/2010 20:03

Bless you. Are you new? Referring to your wife as a "silly moo" was never going to end well...

Know your audience

NormaStanleyFletcher · 02/07/2010 20:05
Biscuit
fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 02/07/2010 20:05

errr. ha. ha.

Jasonthunderpants · 02/07/2010 20:08

OK she is not a silly moo
she will now be know as Mrs jasonthunderpants
or
Her indoors
or
The wife

OP posts:
fanjoforthemammaries7850 · 02/07/2010 20:11

my DH calls me "the missus"...maybe he is a twat as well ...

scottishmummy · 02/07/2010 20:21

might raise titter at airdrie workmans club but not anywhere that matters really. is that honestly the best you can do.

try harder

Jasonthunderpants · 02/07/2010 20:22

MISERABLE SODS

I AM GOING

(FLOUNCES OFF IN DISGUST)

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scottishmummy · 02/07/2010 20:24

was the airdire namecheck too much for you
cheerie bye then

southeastastra · 02/07/2010 20:26

i laughed at the alarm clock joke

TheFallenMadonna · 02/07/2010 20:27

Do we really matter more than Aidrie Working Men's club? Why?

scottishmummy · 02/07/2010 20:30

went there on a work do.exactly like phoenix nights.really surreal experience.and then folk line danced.id never seen the like o it.we were promised a night at a members only club with entertainment. i was thinking posh.no siree

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