For laughing at DW when she broke her arm

[Jasonthunderpants]

The silly moo was ironing the curtains in the kids bedroom and she fell out of the window and broke her arm
She is a bit dizzy,only last week she set the alarm clock for 6 and there is only 4 of us

southeastastra I did too .

yeah, alarm clock joke wasn't too bad, have another go Jason - come on don't sulk

Fuck me it's Chubby Brown come on give us your best mother in law jokes I bet I split my sides laughing.

on the committee,thats total phoenix nights that is

jason - come back and talk to us about green peppers

aye dont be so huffy.bit heckling and you stomp off

it was errrr unique experience

Isnt anyone else wondering how Op's wife is ironing then falls out the window...?
Maybe a really fit bloke walked past and she just couldnt take her eyes off him..

My DP's friends refer to me as "the misses" even though he's told them we're not married, but they carry on so it's stayed.
But when we're indoors he says "Oi, girl"

Because she forgot to take the curtains down .

Let me just add...I'm assuming she took the curtains down before ironing them....

Come back jason we will try to be nice honest.

Oh.

I dont think men stand any chance on MN...it's like a mouse walking into a lions den...
That makes me wonder how lions actually cope surrounded by all those lioness'...

thunderpants dont just piss off at our inane heckling,try harder

the joke doesn't get any better when you analyse it

Come on sulkypants Jason - you must know more than two jokes.

I imagine he's girding his loins

lol gratuitous use of loins.well done

you're on fire wedding ring on the willy was funny too

hello (sheepishly)
The green pepper question will be continued tomorrow as the new bag of mixed peppers arrived yesterday (we have it deliverd dont you know) so when DW has gone out I am going to sort them out into weight and see what % I have got
As for jokes I am still sulking a bit

Did you go Ocado?

Will wait with baited breath

Don't worry - geniuses are rarely recognised in their own time