Yes I am but I don't care

[RunawayWife]

I have just got the washing in, mostly school uniform for tomorrow as it it bloody photos, and I have had to put most of it back in the wash as it is covered and I mean covered in bird droppings .

So from now on I do not care if it is 100 degrees outside I am not putting washing out I am going to use the tumble. I can afford to and I don't really give a stuff about the melting ice caps.
Also I am going to get a saw and cut off every branch of next doors cherry tree that is so much as one inch over the dividing fence.

I am also never going to feed the birds again in the hope they all die this winter.....

Yes I know I am being unreasonable but I will now be up to gone midnight waiting for the wash to stop, then drying it then Ironing it.....

(fed up face)

Oooh....

And here I am thinking it is posh to get stuff from Habitat!!

I think someone has jinxed me, my power has blown 4 times in 2 days.....

Own up who is it

It was MamaSparkle...

I thought it might be I think it is the new HD set top box DP got as we have unplugged that and it seems to have stopped it

Please don't tell anyone we have a TV or I might get accused of causing the fall of the rain forest as well....

Sits with tin foil hat one spinning a windmill

TV and a set top box!! Blardy hell woman, can't you just light some candles at stare at your designer chairs

LOL

Karma got me, just got a really big shock off of the washing machine and now have had to turn off all power!!!!!!

I NEED AN ELECTRICIAN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Runaway, you are having bad luck with the TV and all un-green products...I heartily advise you not to use your vibrator this weekend....

Sod it I will have to use the toy boy instead

puss come here

What you need to do is turn the clothes inside out so when the birds poo on them it is on the inside. Then rub it off the best you can when its dry and turn the clothes the right way round
EASY

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