to think that marriage marriage is a form of prostitution

[noodlemaker]

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bonkers bonkers

What's "marriage marriage"?

eh?

marriage marriage?

You can think that if you like.

Yes, YABU.

Next.

ikwym.

marriage is not prostitution, but marriage marriage is deffo prostitution imo.

what's your situation then love, single and bitter?

Of course it is, everything is a form of prostitution prostitution.

If that's what floats your boat!

YABUYABU

Why would you think that?

male prostitution?

Er... well, if your husband pays you a salary with the proviso that you must always say yes to sex then yes, but if not then no. Does he pay you a salary?

Just feel the need to bump this - after all the marriage marriage thread came first and shouldn't be abandoned because a new improved thread came along came along.

along

It's illegal to marry twice without divorcing in the middle.

So not prostitution, no, but you might go to jail.

If your husband is a pimp pimp, then your marriage marriage is a form of prostitution.

Oh god, whenever I see DuelingFanjo's nick a particularly nonsensical image becomes imprinted on my mind, and for some reason it is not nearly as arousing as I would like.

trying to think of something else other than dueling fanjos emoticon

lol lol dyslexia dyslexia stutter stutter or was it the prospect of another marrrrrrriiiiiiaaaagggge aghhhhhhhhhhhh

But what was your point exactly? Elaborate please. Could be an interesting debate in there somewhere.

It's true.

Just look at this young bride...

Tragic.

Roffle!!

tethers that made my head hurt

Slavery maybe....